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The Lost are freed from their shackles but still trapped aboard the Sage Condor while Stellar Captain Takahashi and Stellar First Mate Kinjo discuss the fate of our protagonists with their superior, Cluster Captain Scavenger. Meanwhile Astrid plays with her new telekinesis, Nadia learns what it means to be a shipwright, Mohan scheme's how to get a ship, and Kamala has an awkward meeting with another Su'degh.

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Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.

Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
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*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson

Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
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The Lost are found, but by who?! And where's Havelock?! Astrid gets a new power, Nadia mourns her metatool, Mohan is ass up, John is about to explode, and Kamala does some competitive hacking.

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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.

Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
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*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson

Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). 
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).      

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GM Laura takes the crew back to the 70's - 80's for this hella bodacious one shot where we play Kids on Bikes by Doug Levandowski and Jonathan Gilmour! Join our crew of kids while we uncover a mystery of radical proportions as people from our small town just keep on disappearing!

If you enjoy the system please support them by buying it at https://renegadegamestudios.com/kids-on-bikes-rpg/ !

Opening Theme:
Soundtrack from the Starcourt Mall by Bryan Teoh ( https://freepd.com/ )

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Our resident mistress of the dark Mary takes the role of Fate in this spooky scary one shot sure to send shivers down your spine! Join Murphy the Merfolk (Luis), Lilith the Vampire (Kiley), Amelia the Spectre (Laura), and Joaquin the Mummy (Jonathan) as we race to obtain mortality and a long deserved rest from monstering.

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Game:
Backstabbing Beasties by https://ripleyc.itch.io/

Theme:
Unholy Knight by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4563-unholy-knight
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Supporting sounds all found on FreeSound.org under Creative Commons 0 License (Public Domain).

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The Children take their new mining truck S1LV3A for a leisurely drive across the Fornhagi surface, meeting majestic creatures, lovely people, and trying not to miss their dinner date with Mohan's alien friends.

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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.

Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
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*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson

Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
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The crew of the SPS Resonance has collected the artifacts, Learned critical information, made a new mech, and perilously flung themselves toward the final location on their map, not knowing what awaits them. What will they find there? Who will be waiting for them? Will we ever find out what this insidious Scream related plan entails? Find out on the Finale of the Prequel to Children of the Spine! 

Note from Jonathan:
Thank you all for listening to the Prequel to Season 2! If you enjoyed what you heard then hold on to your space pants because the rest of the episodes from here on out were recorded with amazing brand new equipment, featuring full sound design by myself, and music by Bobby Prater. The new characters are amazingly fun, the players bring their A game like never before, and the world alive and sprawling. We can't wait to bring you in! 

The next episode will be World Building and character creation, then a character backstory game, and finally the first real game, followed by a faction turn. We are switching to a 3 week schedule to make sure we always have time to push this content at its best quality. This new season has already doubled our listens, and knowing we are making something you all love is amazing. Again, thank you for being the best listeners. 

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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.   

Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit
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*Voice Over added by Jonathan Swenson.

Ending Theme:
Cosmic Banner - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals.

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We rejoin the Children right in the action as the intense motorcycle chase begins after being shot at by unknown assailants! Will they get back to Undarnott or will they be at the mercy of these terrorists, and where are the beings that were supposed to abduct them? Find out on Children of the Spine Ep 6 - We Evolve Beyond!

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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.

Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson

Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). 
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).      

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The Halfwits are lead by Bee, one of the creators of World of Wyldrvir, in a one shot called Nokka's Fishing Hole! We figured since in real life we are about to have a Christmas in July party we might as well invite you on this wintry adventure we all had back in January!

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Find everything you need to know about World of Wyldrvir here: https://worldofwyldrvir.carrd.co/

Make sure to check out more than just our episode because their podcast, and their other guest plays tests are fantastic!

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In this bonus episode Kiley takes the reins as GM in a wildly silly one shot where we play bears trying to steal from a honey convention. Join Earl (Mary), Bread (Laura), Kikkoman (Luis), and Mars (Jonathan) as they resist going full bear or surrendering to a life of crime, while trying to get their paws on the most expensive honey they can find.

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=== CREDITS ===
Game:
Honey Heist - gshowitt (gshowitt.itch.io/honey-heist)

Music:
Crunk Knight Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Shaking Hands with a Polar Bear - Captive Portal (captiveportal.bandcamp.com)

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With the crew forever expanding with the addition of Professor Kono "Flick" Waotaka, the crew of the SPS Resonance needs to learn more about the items they are collecting and what the end game will be. In order to do that, they decide to visit Casey's homeworld of Astollea, where some of the best tech and minds in the sector reside. Will they get the answers they are looking for? Will they have to aggressively escape yet another mission that should have been diplomatic? Find out in Part IV of the Prequel to Children of the Spine!

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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.   

Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
*Voice Over added by Jonathan Swenson.

Ending Theme:
Cosmic Banner - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals.

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