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The crew of the Paradise is back on the Flotilla and with their new title of Sanguinity Stellar Vessel and an upgraded Spike Drive they are free to pirate how they please for the first time! Their mission: deliver some ammo from S7 to B11. Yes, they decide to travel the entire known sector...

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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.

Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson

Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
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The crew of the Paradise are back at their old stomping grounds and ready to save their family, friends, and enemies! Or are they? Astrid throws a shovel, Kamala hecking hacks a lot, and Mohan finds bathroom donuts. At least one of them is focused on the mission.

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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.

Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson

Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). 
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).      

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The gang is all here as Jonathan takes the Bonus GM reigns once again in this harrowing encounter filled with fancy, fun, and fabric?! Join the Sexy Scholar (Kiley), the  Irresistible Influencer (Laura), and the Enchanting Chimney-sweep (Luis)  as they strut their stuff in the 100th Anniversary  Silk Flame Runway Competition!

Music:

District Four by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3662-district-four )
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Opportunity Walks by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4173-opportunity-walks )
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Edm Detection Mode by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4987-edm-detection-mode )
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Inspired by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3918-inspired )
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The Crew of the Paradise returns from their last mission to find a not quite pleased Captain Radko, especially when Astrid's compad won't stop buzzing with news of disaster on Fornhagi! Astrid gets some nudes, Kamala sells an exotic carcass, and Mohan seriously weighs joining a cult.

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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.

Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson

Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). 
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The Crew of the AGF-Paradise is off on another mission! But first some paperwork... Once that's complete its time to head off to K12-02-04: Etalawe, where their job is to help a scientist recover his work from a sunken facility affected by a recent meteor impact. Astrid expends a lot of effort, Kamala makes sushi, and Mohan delivers some pizza.

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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.

Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson

Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). 
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).      

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Listen. This one. THIS ONE. WELL DO WE HAVE A ONE FOR YOU.  Sorry? Thank you? Don't know.

Join Jonathan and he GMs Kiley and Luis through a super romp through an action movie as we play All Outta Bubblegum by Jeffrey Grant & Michael Sullivan.

Spoiler: We get super drunk super fast. If that's not your thing we don't blame you. It will never be my thing again.

Intro and Outro:
Hellfire by Alexander Nakarada
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The Lost are now the Crew of the Sanguinity Orbital Vessel AGF-Paradise, and as a proper pirate crew it's time to hit their first bounty! As they perform their first spike drill, with some help from their new Cluster Captain, they arrive at K12-01-39: Warib to meet their contact. Astrid plays with bombs, Kamala has a hack fight, and Mohan leads some goons.

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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.

Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson

Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). 
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).      

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The Lost have one more item to check off their list before becoming full fledged pirate of the AGF, and that's to take some cryptic test! Astrid hears lots of voices, Kamala has memories of home cooking and old enemies, and Mohan is tormented by visions of races lost.

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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.

Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson

Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). 
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).      

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The Lost are doing the time warp as they spend their first 10 weeks on the Alerozak Galactic Flotilla learning about their new home and doing odd jobs to secure their next home, a spaceship! Astrid rakes in the cash doing some doctoring, Kamala has a run in with some lawyers, Nadia makes some mods, and Mohan holds a concert with the help of his new henchmen.

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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.

Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson

Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). 
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).      

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The Lost embark on their first mission with the crew of the Sage Condor! Down on the planet Narfasker, Astrid detects life, Nadia vomits in her vacc suit, Mohan scrambles an egg, and Kamala proves her intellect isn't the only thing that's sharp.

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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.

Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson

Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ). 
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).      

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