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Welcome to our Christmas Special! Luis takes the reigns of our wacky sleigh with a game and story of his own design, while the others play little elves hard at work in the toy factory. Follow Winkle Tinkle (Laura) the perceptive elf, Sprinkle Cookiedance (Kiley) the nimble elf, and Jangle Picklekiss (Jonathan) the imaginative elf, as they unwrap their coworkers workplace drama.

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Intro and Outro:
Krampus's Workshop by Kevin MacLeod
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The Workshop Theme:
Wish Background by Kevin MacLeod
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Santa's Cabin Theme:
Holiday Weasel by Kevin MacLeod
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The Pit Crew helps the citizens of Melironto clean up after the arrival of the Profane Herald before heading out for a much needed vacation in Vaynome.

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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson.
 
Theme Song:
The Parable Infused Tribune -  composed by Dungeon Maestro.
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The PIT Crew has secured a ride to the Melironto Chasms, the original goal of their journey to Breascor!

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Game System:
PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson.
 
Theme Song:
The Parable Infused Tribune -  composed by Dungeon Maestro.
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The PIT Crew gets lost in the Breascor Caverns, good thing Reshi has his Grandfather's Tome and plenty of food to get them through this ordeal!

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Game System:
PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson.
 
Theme Song:
The Parable Infused Tribune -  composed by Dungeon Maestro.
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The PIT Crew hides from a storm in the cabin of a very talkative old-timer.

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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson.
 
Theme Song:
The Parable Infused Tribune -  composed by Dungeon Maestro.
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Manon takes a job so the PIT Crew can get their bearings in Breascor, and hopefully learn more about that crazy symbol in the sky!

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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson.
 
Theme Song:
The Parable Infused Tribune -  composed by Dungeon Maestro.
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All aboard the Wynsom to meet Manon, Leona, and Reshi as they brave the waves and bring their Parable Infused Tribune to a new continent!

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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson.
 
Theme Song:
The Parable Infused Tribune -  composed by Dungeon Maestro.
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Welcome to Season 2 - The Parable Infused Tribune!

If you are new to the show, this is a great place to start. We talk about the new game we will be playing, the setting and tone of the story, the major factions, and the characters the cast will be portraying.

If you just want to jump right into the story feel free to skip to the next episode!

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Game System:
PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson.
 
Theme Song:
The Parable Infused Tribune -  composed by Dungeon Maestro.
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The Premier of Season 2 - The Parable Infused Tribune, starts Monday September 9th 2024. Welcome back to the table everyone!

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Listen Here! ( thismachinebelongsto.com ) 

Hello and welcome everybody to a fantastic April Fools day announcement! The prank is, I decided to release what was the mini project I talked about as its own podcast rather than a new short season of Halfwits & Failed Crits. While it is a solo ttrpg journaling game, the final product felt way more right being its own thing, akin to a traditional audio drama, and if it does well we already have plans on how we can make more seasons of it. So in a minute you’ll hear the trailer, and a supercut of the first three episodes. 

But I have one last gift for you all before that. We are making amazing progress on planning the next campaign. We’ve made a rulebook of our own called PenultiMyth, made test characters, playtested some of the mechanics and they felt great so far, made 4 major factions with 36 fleshed out leaders within them, and have the world map, its biomes, and some key locations all planned out. If all goes well, the new Campaign will be launching in September! We are so excited to bring you with us on our new adventures!

  === Credits ===
Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( HalfwitPodcasts.com ).
Written by Matt Spaziani ( vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ).
Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( jgswenson.com ).
Based on the journal role-playing game "The Machine" by Adira & Fen Slattery ( adira.itch.io/the-machine ).  

Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.    

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