Halfwits & Failed Crits

In this episode the Syndicate pick their apprentices, learn about an upcoming festival of guilds, meet a bunch of weird old people, and come to the rescue of an overeager squad of new guild members.
 
Music: Crunk Knight Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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In this episode the Syndicate earns a new guild level, new titles, and new recruits. Everything is coming up roses for our halfwits and they are just positively glowing with excitement!

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And we made it! This is our first actual, Actual Play episode! The Syndicate experiments further with a stone they got from otherworldly creatures, and possibly breaking their reality?! A tough act to hide when The First Paradigm always seems to show up when they are least welcome.

 Music: Crunk Knight Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Hey its just your Dungeon Master today with some stories to tell of the personal lives of our precious Syndicate before they became a guild! Since we had a bit of extra upload time, but not enough to push the first actual play episode out, Jonathan reads the backstories that everyone wrote when they created their characters.

Adriel makes a friend, Anya starts The Trial, Melara hides an heirloom, and Nyxtern is a feral child.

 Music: Crunk Knight Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Our final summary episode to catch the story up to when we first started recording! The Syndicate takes candy from extra-dimensional strangers, Adriel keeps a secret, Anya has PTSD dreams, Melara is frequently a bird, and Nyxtern kills everything.

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Welcome back to our second summary episode, with only one more to go before we hit the real game!

The Syndicate meets The First Paradigm. Adriel discovers she just doesn't trust happy people, Nyxtern throws everyone, Melara tells a demi-god of knowledge that it's dumb, and Anya nuts at architecture.

Music: "Crunk Knight" by Kevin MacLeod

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Welcome to the first episode of Worlds Divided! In this episode the Halfwits recount the first three games we played before we started recording. After the summaries, you roll and insight check and get a....ten? This was a long time ago but we talk about to games out of character for a moment and give a glimpse into how we started out!

Music: "Crunk Knight" by Kevin MacLeod

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Welcome to the table everyone!

I'm Jonathan, Narrator of Halfwits & Failed Crits, an actual play podcast where the real big bad evil is the players' absolutely cursed dice.

Join us as we build rich living worlds to stumble through, meet weird foes and even stranger allies, and display reckless disregard for anything that gets in the way of a great story.

Currently you can listen to our Adventure Averse Journalists in a cozy fantasy called The Parable Infused Tribune, played with PenultiMyth, a game of our own design.

Then dive into our back catalog to experience our award nominated Sci-fi Epic about destiny confused space kids in Children of the Spine, played with Stars Without Number.

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Game Systems:
PenultiMyth: Finite Rules for Infinite Stories - created by Jonathan Swenson.
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. 

Theme Song:
The Parable Infused Tribune -  composed by Dungeon Maestro.
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