Back by popular demand, it's our annual Christmas party! And this year we’re wrestling with TRADITION.

Are you making a list, and checking it twice – just as you always do? Have you demanded figgy pudding from your local landowner – and threatened violence if you don’t get some? Are you hanging up your stockings on the wall with Noddy Holder? What traditions define your Christmas? We’ve got Christmas tree gherkins, obscene Christmas jumpers, schmaltzy John Lewis adverts, and pop songs that make your ears bleed.

It truly is the most cursed time of the year!

Theme music: Mr Beatnick

Artwork: Archie Bashford