Hardly Focused

Jack and Nate presenting this episode of Hardly Focused! Jack set up for Nate his own link on the Hardly Focused website, for Sbassbear Comedy. Find it here!

Jack begins the episode discussing an encounter in his kitchen with a wasp. If a visual is needed, think of the final scene from Alien. “Lucky star.”

Elsewhere, Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion have a new song called “WAP.” Most folks like it; those who do not include conservative blowhard Ben Shapiro. Ben’s “white man rap” gives Mike Tarara a run for his money. Also, Ben’s poor wife.

Part One: Word to Your Mother

Jack and Nate presenting this episode of Hardly Focused! Jack set up for Nate his own link on the Hardly Focused website, for Sbassbear Comedy. Find it here!

Jack begins the episode discussing an encounter in his kitchen with a wasp. If a visual is needed, think of the final scene from Alien. “Lucky star.”

Elsewhere, Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion have a new song called “WAP.” Most folks like it; those who do not include conservative blowhard Ben Shapiro. Ben’s “white man rap” gives Mike Tarara a run for his money. Also, Ben’s poor wife.

Part Two: Taylor Swift versus Donald Trump

Queen Taylor Swift preaches against President Danny Tramp on Twitter. Much to the ire of her fans, she speaks against Trump’s “calculated dismantling” of the United States Postal Service. Remember kids, however you can do it – vote in November!

Meanwhile, Sarah Palin takes a cue from Jack in trying to pronounce Kamala Harris’ name. Just do what Jack did before this episode – research! “She’s ripping us off Robin, hoo-hoo!”

In a tangent fitting of this podcast’s title, Jack and Nate discuss the commonality of their respective names. Jack can’t believe people pronounce “Jack” as “Jake.” Likewise, people call Nate “Nick.”

Part Three: Anthems for a Seventeen-Year-Old Girl

A decade after its release, Jack finally watches Scott Pilgrim versus The World. It’s Nate’s favorite movie, but what does Jack think about it? Discussing the film leads Jack on a trivia-laden diatribe about the music careers of actors and actresses.

On the above note, check out She & Him, Scarlett Johansson and Pete Yorn, Jenny and Johnny, and Got a Girl!

Across the country, the last remaining Blockbuster now doubles as an Airbnb. In fact, this topic leads Jack and Nate into discussing Scott Pilgrim. How fitting!

Seguing, Jack and Nate watch a clip from a Texas morning TV show where a host tries Brach’s Turkey Dinner Candy Corn. This is a real thing that exists. Jack quite fancies the host and her reactions upon taste.

Wrapping up, Jack plays audio of Julie Kavner/Marge Simpson responding to Donald Trump’s senior adviser. Jenna Ellis claims Kamala Harris’ voice resembles that of Marge. It’s the Simpsons versus George H.W. Bush all over again!

Hot off the heels of their Beavis and Butt-head announcement, Comedy Central is reviving The Ren and Stimpy Show. The last time Ren and Stimpy were revived, the results were less than stellar. Let's see how they fare in this current, overtly politically correct climate!

Meanwhile, famed douchebag Jake Paul is in the news again. His residence in Calabasas is the subject of an FBI investigation. As a fellow content YouTube creator, Nate weighs in with thoughts on the story.

Jack features audio from a video by All Gas No Brakes on YouTube. In this video, host Andrew Callaghan interviews attendees at the AVN Expo in Las Vegas. This video is an audio goldmine.

Jack, Mike, and Nate here for this installment of Hardly Focused! Jack is recovering from an 18-hour long power outage, thanks to Tropical Storm Isaias. No word yet on if he can correctly pronounce “Isaias.”

Elsewhere in the world, a massive explosion leaves most of Beirut in ruins. Jack thinks the blast looks like Sarah Connor’s nuclear dream in Terminator 2. Timely reference aside, peace to the folks of Beirut as they recover.

Part One: A Whisper and a Clamor

Jack, Mike, and Nate here for this installment of Hardly Focused! Jack is recovering from an 18-hour long power outage, thanks to Tropical Storm Isaias. No word yet on if he can correctly pronounce “Isaias.”

Elsewhere in the world, a massive explosion leaves most of Beirut in ruins. Jack thinks the blast looks like Sarah Connor’s nuclear dream in Terminator 2. Timely reference aside, peace to the folks of Beirut as they recover.

Part Two: AVN Expo

Jack features audio from a video by All Gas No Brakes on YouTube. In this video, host Andrew Callaghan interviews attendees at the AVN Expo in Las Vegas. This video is an audio goldmine.

Part Three: You Fat, Bloated Eediot!

Hot off the heels of their Beavis and Butt-head announcement, Comedy Central is reviving The Ren and Stimpy Show. The last time Ren and Stimpy were revived, the results were less than stellar. Let’s see how they fare in this current, overtly politically correct climate!

Meanwhile, famed douchebag Jake Paul is in the news again. His residence in Calabasas is the subject of an FBI investigation. As a fellow content YouTube creator, Nate weighs in with thoughts on the story.

Acc and Jack discuss the Nintendo “giga-leak.” This leak includes a trove of unreleased and otherwise speculated details about Nintendo’s most famous properties. “L” is indeed real!

Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev’s death sentence has been overturned. Acc and Jack weigh in on this controversial topic. Both argue a life sentence is worse than death, but for different reasons.

In somewhat related news, President Danny Tramp is quick to call for Tsarnaev’s death sentence to be reinstated. This reminds Jack that the “Trumpy Bear” is – for some depressing reason – a thing that exists.

Welcome to The Acc and Jack Show! Before Hardly Focused, and before Talk Radio Meltdown, Acc and Jack spent 3 years doing a haphazard rip-off of Opie and Anthony. One may argue nothing has changed since then.

This episodes kicks off with the news of Wilford Brimley’s passing. Among a slew of memorable acting credits, Brimley is best known for diabetes and oatmeal. Acc and Jack agree that Brimley has been 85-years-old for the past half-century.

Part One: Diabeetus Legacy

Welcome to The Acc and Jack Show! Before Hardly Focused, and before Talk Radio Meltdown, Acc and Jack spent 3 years doing a haphazard rip-off of Opie and Anthony. One may argue nothing has changed since then.

This episodes kicks off with the news of Wilford Brimley’s passing. Among a slew of memorable acting credits, Brimley is best known for diabetes and oatmeal. Acc and Jack agree that Brimley has been 85-years-old for the past half-century.

Part Two: A Fate Worse Than Death

Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev’s death sentence has been overturned. Acc and Jack weigh in on this controversial topic. Both argue a life sentence is worse than death, but for different reasons.

In somewhat related news, President Danny Tramp is quick to call for Tsarnaev’s death sentence to be reinstated. This reminds Jack that the “Trumpy Bear” is – for some depressing reason – a thing that exists.

Part Three: The Nintendo Giga-Leak

Acc and Jack discuss the Nintendo “giga-leak.” This leak includes a trove of unreleased and otherwise speculated details about Nintendo’s most famous properties. “L” is indeed real!