Jack begins the show by sharing a reddit thread from a woman who had a very unpleasant sexual encounter. / A Connecticut driver was arrested after she got smashed on vanilla extract. / Two idiots from Massachusetts are overcome with road rage on the Pike. Resident claims adjuster Kate shares her insight on the story. / The government is finally open, if only for a few weeks. Sadly, that doesn't stop Wilbur Ross from failing to comprehend why federal workers are struggling financially. / Weezer is back with an album full of covers! Elsewhere, The Office's Michael Scott saves lives. - www.talkradiomeltdown.com

Need the latest weather report shouted at you? Frankie MacDonald has you covered! / President Danny Tramp treats the Clemson Tigers to a fast food feast at the White House. / Jack has nothing but praise for the Fyre Festival documentary on Netflix. / Chris Cornell is memorialized in Los Angeles over 42 songs in five hours. / Reboot, reboot, and pee! - www.talkradiomeltdown.com

Jack cut out the most important bits – and breaths – of President Trump’s recent address to the nation. / There exists a song about dipping chicken tenders into soda. There also exists a woman who does this regularly. / This week, we are either doing the “Bird Box Challenge” while driving, or we are licking doorbells. Elsewhere, a foot fetishist debunks purported nudes of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. / Documentaries, Mike Patton singing the National Anthem, and disdain for Imagine Dragons round out this week’s entertainment news! - www.talkradiomeltdown.com

Jack put together all of Donald Trump's favorite adjectives and non-sequiturs from his government shutdown press conference. / Planning on robbing a gas station? Make sure you take off your GPS ankle-bracelet first. / Out on the road today, I saw a washed-up overrated band's sticker on a Cadillac. / People are up-in-arms over video from 2010 of the youngest woman elected into the House of Representatives dancing non-provocatively. / The Great Celebrity Genocide of Aught-Nineteen has begun! - www.talkradiomeltdown.com

Did Grover swear on a recent episode of Sesame Street? The internet seems to think so. / Macaulay Culkin is legally changing his middle name to “Macaulay Culkin.” Unlike our President, Culkin still believes in Santa, at least marginally. / “I wanted this guy’s sperm, not yours!” / “Holmes and Watson” is terrible, and it’s not Kevin Spacey’s fault. - www.talkradiomeltdown.com

Soulja Boy’s knock off video game console versus the PlayStation Classic; who will win this Christmas? / A Vice author has put together a list of the worst Christmas movies ever made. / What’s worse for health? Watching “Bambi” once per month, or habitually sniffing worn socks? / Why is every great movie being remade?! - www.talkradiomeltdown.com

Shakin’: Alaska was hit with a pretty big earthquake shortly before this episode was recorded. / Food Fight: When you group the best restaurants by tier, you are bound to spark controversy. / Radio Radio: Howie Carr is a mumbling oaf who steals office supplies. / How Fucking Dumb Are You? If you name your child Abcde, then people have every right to make fun. / This Week In…: Big Red is depressed over the lackluster reception to the PlayStation classic, as well as Stephen Hillenburg’s passing. / BONUS PODCAST! Jack replays the audio from when he prank called “Can Man Radio.” Mike the Can Man is a dumpster diving can collector from Framingham, who was given a show on a college radio station many years ago. Can Man is best known for rummaging through your recycling bin and his segments on WAAF. Listen to this bonus podcast ONLY at www.talkradiomeltdown.com!

“Psycho Kid Ruins Thanksgiving” is Talk Radio Meltdown’s new “Alice’s Restaurant.” / Doctor, there is something wrong with my methamphetamine! / Donald Trump is thankful for himself. Ivanka Trump is thankful for private email hosting. / Every motion picture coming out in 2019 is pretty much owned by Disney. Ice-T also tried coffee and bagels for the first time. / BONUS PODCAST! A simple question from Jack to Big Red leads Jack to go berserk, having realized how out-of-touch he is. Listen to this bonus podcast ONLY at www.talkradiomeltdown.com!

If you are going to market your product to a specific city, at least try to correctly pronounce that city’s name. / Which type of cranberry sauce is best? Canned, or goop-in-a-bowl? / Acting Attorney General Matt Whittaker wants to travel through time with Bigfoot. / Dumb Things Our President Did This Week. / The reviews of Fallout 76 are not great. Also not great was the news of Stan Lee’s passing. - www.talkradiomeltdown.com

Be warned, Abby’s microphone has a low hum that persists through the first half of this episode. / Jack completely forgot Daylight Saving is over. / Please vote on November 6th. For local listeners, remember: You’re Massholes, not assholes. / The last-remaining Blockbuster has its own beer. Appropriately, it tastes like Twizzlers. / Blizzcon 2018 is upon us. Also upon us, the unfolding of a PR disaster. / What do people in Scotland do when they’re bored? Put peanut butter on their genitals, of course! - www.talkradiomeltdown.com