Hardly Focused

The Slip: Jack and Mike wasted an entire afternoon, unsuccessfully trying to get Nine Inch Nails tickets / What Do You Hear? The internet is afuck over hearing “Laurel” vs. “Yanni” / Battle Royale: Fortnite is becoming an issue for MLB players / Nutjob: Jack plays a video of actress-turned-cult-minion Allison Mack talking about what she wants to be remembered for / Ke(l)vin: A Swedish mother changes her son’s name after getting a misspelled tattoo - www.talkradiomeltdown.com

This Week In…: New music from Arctic Monkeys, RIP Frightened Rabbits singer Scott Hutchinson, Bill and Ted 3 is finally happening for real, and your favorite TV show was probably canceled this week! / Me and Christopher Are Getting Married: An Arizona woman is accused of stalking a man and sending him over 65,000 text messages. / “Ralphie, Get Off The Stage Sweetheart:” A kid invited on stage to play drums with the Foo Fighters just won’t leave. / Big Don: Wisconsin food-bag Don Gorske masticates his 30,000th Big Mac, with no immediate signs of stopping any time soon. - www.talkradiomeltdown.com

The Last Jedi: Star Wars super-geek Andrew Martini recaps his predictions for The Last Jedi, noting what he got right and what went down differently / Solo and Beyond: Jack, Mike, and Andrew discuss their anticipation for Solo: A Star Wars Story, and what they would like to see in future Star Wars installments - www.talkradiomeltdown.com

Presenting another edition of Talk Radio Meltdown’s Money Shots, featuring things that were said, spoken of, and referenced between Episodes 370 and 377. / Episode 370: The Mighty Quinn – Martin Shkreli is handed a jail sentence, but what of his copy of the fabled Wu-Tang Clan album? / Episode 371: Stink – Jack’s refrigerator smells something fierce, and he can’t figure out why. / Episode 373: Y’all Dropped My Dog – Guy hacks his car so the door chime plays “Africa” by Toto. / A little girl is upset because her father won’t let her see Slayer on their final tour. / Episode 374: Pothole Dicks – Jesus Christ breaks in to a North Carolina Pizza Hut, and a Detroit man fills a pothole with cereal and eats from it. / Episode 376: Jesus H. Chris – It’s cool to snort condoms again, and it’s also apparently cool to yodel at Walmart. / Episode 377: Start the Machine – Whether it’s in the hand dryer in a public bathroom, or the counterfeit cosmetics you purchased in Los Angeles, shit is literally everywhere. - www.talkradiomeltdown.com

Seasonable Weather: It’s the middle of April, and it’s snowing in New England. Elsewhere, a TV meteorologist loses his cool over the midwest’s ever-changing weather patterns. / Radio, Radio: A St. Louis morning show host is relieved of duty after comments he made about Parkland survivor David Hogg, while another morning show host from California was fired before his show even debuted. / Ah, Shit! Whether it’s in the hand dryer in a public bathroom, or the counterfeit cosmetics you purchased in Los Angeles, shit is literally everywhere. / Coachella-ella-ey-ey-ey: Walmart yodeler Mason Ramsey makes a guest appearance at Coachella, further fueling his fifteen minutes of internet fame. / Smurf Dicks: A large mural of a blue phallus is erected on a Stockholm apartment building, much to the chagrin and arousal of the locals. - www.talkradiomeltdown.com

Gon’ Viral: It’s cool to snort condoms again, and it’s also apparently cool to yodel at Walmart / Dumb News: Massachusetts residents are urged to stop peeing in Walden Pond, “Dilly dilly” will get you booted from the Masters, and a Washington man was beaten with breasticles - www.talkradiomeltdown.com

Good Lookin’ Out: Kids clothes vs. dog clothes vs. The Terminator / This Week In…: Spyro, Spider-Man, and Arctic Monkeys made the news this week / Wrap Music: Michigan state police ask residents not to bubble wrap a low-clearance bridge / How Fucking Dumb Are You? Mugshot of the Year arrested for attacking a woman with pizza - www.talkradiomeltdown.com

FroZone: Co-host Chris "Fro" Froment offers his insight and wisdom on a variety of current events, including the never-ending barrage of snowstorms in New England, and the demise of Toys R Us / Red Previews a Movie: Big Red previews Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, despite having not seen any trailers or read up on it beforehand / Dumb News: Jesus Christ breaks in to a North Carolina Pizza Hut, and a Detroit man fills a pothole with cereal and eats from it - www.talkradiomeltdown.com

Bless the Rides: Guy hacks his car so the door chime plays “Africa” by Toto / Raining Baby Blood: A little girl is upset because her father won’t let her see Slayer on their final tour / Dumb News: Worcester-area Burger King under fire for a tasteless sign, and Batman lays off Chipotle after his 500th meal there / Pukahontas: Jack and Kate debate over a case of food poisoning vs. the flu - www.talkradiomeltdown.com

Toys We(R)e Us: Following the news of its demise, Jack and Kate splurged for themselves at Toys R Us

/ Al-Kate-holic: Kate wants to start a GoFundMe so she can tour breweries with Coop-dog

/ This Week In...: Recapping the end of This Is Us season 2 (spoilers), upcoming television revivals, and Katy Perry macked an unwitting participant on American Idol /

You Are Tearing Me Apart, Joker: As presented by Nerdist, Tommy Wiseau auditioned to play the Joker in The Dark Knight - www.talkradiomeltdown.com