Hardly Focused

Snip-snip: Thanks to a medical procedure, Jack is one step closer to not being able to procreate! / Candle-flame in the Wind: On the East coast, tornadoes are hitting small towns. Meanwhile, on the West coast, fire tornadoes are engulfing cities. / Dumb News: A literally shitty story, almond milk mismanagement, and chemical-laced coffee round out this segment of "Dumb News!" - www.talkradiomeltdown.com

Dumb News: Jack presents a plethora of dumb news. Unsurprisingly, half of this news comes from Russia. / A Goddamn Psycho: Roseanne Barr continues to defend herself, but her attempts are forever fruitless. - www.talkradiomeltdown.com

How Fucking Dumb Are You? A McDonald’s employee goes on a lengthy rant, but not before realizing their drive-thru microphone was still on. / Nerdgasm: Jack recaps the top moments from San Diego Comic-Con 2018. / Teather: “Aliens: Colonial Marines” is a bad game, largely due to bad A.I. Correcting a typo in the game’s code does not make it any better. / Red Previews a Movie: Big Red not only reviews “Avengers: Infinity War,” but he previews M. Night Shyamalan’s “Glass!” - www.talkradiomeltdown.com

Rape-Blox: Parents are outraged over Roblox, a popular online game where kids’ avatars can be gang raped by other players. / Porn for the Deaf: PornHub now offers subtitles for the deaf and hard of hearing, covering both vocal and “non-vocal” audio. / Red Previews Reviews a Movie: Big Red revisits his preview of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom and discusses his accurate predictions. Also, be warned that this entire segment spoils the movie. / McArtifact: A Canadian man posts on eBay a McDonald’s cheeseburger and French fries that were purchased in 2012, both remaining in a solid food-like state. / Dumb News: Two idiots on bath salts mistake fireflies for alien lasers, and a cop from Florida accuses Burger King of putting dirt on his burger (spoilers: it was seasoning.) - www.talkradiomeltdown.com

Marveling: Discussing the passing of Spider-Man co-creator/Doctor Strange creator Steve Ditko, and setting off Jack purely by mentioning the name “Iron Fist.” / Thanos Did Nothing Wrong: The snap of a finger could wipe out half of a popular Marvel-themed subreddit. / How Fucking Dumb Are You? A kid from China shoved a USB cable up his junk because why not? / US Air Guitar Championships 2018: Mike and Big Red recap this year’s US Air Guitar Championships for Jack, who still has yet to attend one. / #SecondCivilWar: Alex Jones announces a second US Civil War, much to the mockery of pretty much anyone who uses social media. - www.talkradiomeltdown.com

Donald Dumb: Radio host “Stuttering” John Melendez successfully prank called our nation’s President, thanks to some lax rules at the White House. / How Fucking Dumb Are You? A psycho woman tries to justify why she went postal on a Spirit Airlines flight, and NOFX claims they are “banned” from performing in the United States following their comments about the 2017 Las Vegas shooting. / Way Past Weird: A live-action/CGI hybrid Sonic the Hedgehog movie exists for some reason, and Jim Carrey is playing the main villain. - www.talkradiomeltdown.com

(Some of) The Best of E3: Bethesda’s announcements (Fallout 76, Elder Scrolls Blades, Starfield and Elder Scrolls VI) and The Last of Us Part II stole the show at E3. / This Week In…: Ewan MacGregor to star as Danny in a new sequel to The Shining, Wonder Woman travels to 1984, and the world lost Anthony Bourdain.. / Shitholes: 3 New England cities made the list of the 50 worst places to live in America. - www.talkradiomeltdown.com

Newspapers: Revisiting an infamous Talk Radio Meltdown segment from 2009 during Big Red’s second appearance on the show. / E3 Predictions: Fallout 76 has been announced, and a leaked but unconfirmed lineup details Sony’s presentation at E3 2018. / Dumb News: NOFX gets kicked off their own festival, Missouri’s former governor signs a revenge porn bill shortly before resigning for a similar scandal, and a shitty story comes out of Canada… literally. - www.talkradiomeltdown.com

You Fucking Idiot: ABC cancels “Roseanne” following Roseanne Barr’s Ambien-fueled hate-tweet / Feckless Cunt: TBS host Samantha Bee rips apart Ivanka Trump, eliciting some great responses across social media / Sports Sports Sports Sports: JR Smith causes meme-gold by LeBron James, Usain Bolt has his gold medal streak broken, and chasing a wheel of cheese down a hill is apparently a thing - www.talkradiomeltdown.com

Late to the Party: Jack just discovered You On Kazoo, a video from 1989 starring a kid who really loves to kazoo. /

Not Him! Anyone But Him! Morgan Freeman has been accused of sexual whatever by multiple women, because it's 2018 and why not.

/ Dumb News: The term "Summa Cum Laude" is now apparently profane, according to Publix. Elsewhere, an Ohio man called 911 because a pig was stalking him - www.talkradiomeltdown.com