Well, we knew it was only a matter of time before homosexuality extended its foul grip over the discourse, and to no one's surprise, here we are! Luckily, it's our BIcentenniel and we're feeling pretty spicy. This week, we discuss the pride parade and whether or not it's an event that should be safe for work, much less for children. (Spoiler alert: ♪fuck no baaaby!♪) Then, after sitting with it for several weeks we finally loose our lips on Chromatica-- but not before getting distracted by headless horsewoman Nicki Minaj's truly insane latex puffer jackets on sale for July, among other things. Then, we join Claire Saffitz in the BA test kitchen as she attempts to make our favorite snack: upfaggot!