Episode 11: (Minutes 1:41:48 to 1:50:58)

This week follows the spiders into the Forbidden Forest to get some info from a wet-mouthed, wheezing Aragog.  We rejoice when we see the Ford Anglia but have some real problems with Hagrid’s hut (again!).

Join us next week for minutes 1:50:58 to 2:00:45!

(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Harry saying, “He was innocent.”)

Episode 10: (Minutes 1:29:19 to 1:41:48)

This week sucks us inside of a diary to show us the occurrences from 50 years ago in sepia tone..and oh so quickly. We wonder about the decision to show other students their friend’s petrified body, how old was hot Tom, and who would be that calm going to prison?!

Join us next week for minutes 1:41:48 to 1:50:58!

(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Fudge saying, “Come, Hagrid”.)

Episode 9: (Minutes 1:19:32 to 1:29:19)

This week we put two unconscious children in a closet and steal their identities for a bit (problematic). We can’t understand why we bothered with keeping Ron and Harry’s voices in the bodies and why would HP still need glasses?! Listen for our theories on the diary being sentient and the possibility that Hermione could be the next Moaning Myrtle.

Join us next week for minutes 1:29:19 to 1:41:48.

(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with zooming in on the date “13th June” in the diary.)

Episode 8: (Minutes 1:09:14  to 1:19:32)

This week explains why everyone stared at Harry like a freak for talking to a snake and we wonder why this never came up before? We discuss the clunky petrified ghost/Justin scene and why is that baby phoenix gooey?! Stick around for the post-credits and the melodrama of Cory’s neighbors.

Join us next week for minutes 1:19:32 to 1:29:19

(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Harry saying to Ron, “Come on, lets get them.”)

Episode 7: (Minutes 59:13 to 1:09:14)

This week we wake up hearing disembodied voices and find Dobby staring us right in the freaking face. We question what time period this hospital wing is from and who allowed the dueling club to become such an absolute shitshow? And some snake chatting, of course.

Join us next week for minutes 1:09:14  to 1:19:32.

(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Harry looking at Lockhart, then at Snape)

Episode 6: (Minutes 51:18 to 59:13)

This week finds us in a beautiful library looking at a very weird version of “Most Potente Potions”-then flings us back onto the quidditch pitch. We have to talk about this chaotic match and why, dear god, did we have to make the boneless arm noises so awful?! Stay tuned for the post-credits to hear Cory’s Rocky Horror musings.

Join us next week for minutes 59:13 to 1:09:14.

(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Madame Pomfrey saying “What did you expect? Pumpkin juice?!”)

Episode 5: (Minutes 39:51 to 51:18)

This week opens in Hagrid’s Hut of Horror and chases us into the corridor to find the bloody (high up!) message. We can’t help but laugh at the petrified Mrs. Norris and question so many things about this discovery scene like what time is it?! Who would notice spiders??

Join us next week for minutes 51:18 to 59:13!

(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Ron looking back at a smirking Malfoy in Transfiguration class.)

Episode 4: (Minutes 29:27 to 39:51)

This week drags us to Snape’s hot mess office for a dramatic tongue-lashing followed by a chaotic Defense Against the Dark Arts class. We discuss our shared fear of the pixies as well as the mystery age of the red-headed quidditch player for Slytherin. Stick around for the post-credits where we discuss the far-distant potential of another nerdy podcast..(yikes).

(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with the trio rushing away from the crowd, Malfoy snickering)

Episode 3: (Minutes 19:38 to 29:27)

This week shoves us between two adult men at Flourish and Blotts and then into a visibly flying car on the way to Hogwarts! Andrea has trouble with the 10:58 timetable, Cory doesn’t love the puppet Hedwig, and we both didn’t need that hanging out of the car scene. Enjoy the post-credits of Andrea falling down the stairs like an a-hole while recording.

Join us next week for minutes 29:27 to 39:51!

(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Filch saying “Oh my, we are in trouble”)

Episode 2: (Minutes 10:30 to 19:38)

This week lands us at the Burrow for the first time where we are met with Molly’s unconvincing wrath and poor Ginny’s shell of a character. We have questions about floo powder and would actually love to take a trip down Knockturn Alley to touch spooky stuff...

Join us next week for minutes 19:38 to 29:27!

(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Molly telling the kids to wait outside and stumbling slightly)