Episode 5 (Minutes 38:49  to 48:15):

This week crashes us through the windows and clip clops into the Great Hall carrying a ghost head? We’re going to banish boggarts by making them more terrifying, freeze plant life, and hold mystery items on the moving staircases when the Fat Lady takes flight. Listen in as there is oh so much to discuss amidst the chaos!.

Join us next week for minutes 48:15 to 59:01!

(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Hermione saying “It’s not funny, Ron.”)

Episode 4 (Minutes 29:14 to 38:49):

This week begins in Trelawney’s very familiar looking classroom with the students in their first dramatic Divination lesson. We are introduced to the real hero of this movie (Ekow!) and also get to meet a really lovely and well done Buckbeak. Come fly over the grounds with us on a half bird horse in a “king of the world” moment as we delve into chunk number four!

Join us next week for minutes 38:49  to 48:15!

(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Buckbeak nudging Harry.)

Episode 3 (Minutes 19:43 to 29:14):

This week stops the Hogwarts Express on the bridge to let dementors board and suck our faces. We lose our minds over the bullfrog choir and have a hard time with the replacements of the Hogwarts staff. However, we are not mad at the dementors depiction...nicely done...ooky spooky.

Join us next week for minutes 29:14 to 38:49!

(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with the twitter bird smacking into the Whomping Willow.)

Episode 2 (Minutes 10:16 to 19:43):

This week’s chunk drives us to the Leaky Cauldron and into another exasperated conversation about the shrunken head. Listen in as we admire Fudge’s new haircut but can’t stand the Igor/Uncle Fester version of Tom. Oof. Also, stick around for the shortest post-credits ever (yawn and you’ll miss it!)

Join us next week for minutes 19:43 to 29:14!

(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with HP shutting the compartment door saying “I’ve gotta tell you something.)

Episode 1 (Minutes 0 to 10:16):

This week swoops us through Harry’s window and the start of movie three! We discuss dog visiting etiquette and the actual horror that would be floating away like Aunt Marge. Cory’s not a fan of The Knight Bus while Andrea is down for a tacky chandelier any day.

Join us next week for minutes 10:16 to 19:43!

(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with the shrunken head saying “before it eats you!”)

Join us this week for a chaotic yelling about the deleted scenes from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets! We see Harry interact with yet another dead hand and are delighted to see more of Hogwarts at Christmas! Follow along with us on the deleted scenes on YouTube with the fabulous French subtitles we chat about during the episode. 

Thanks again for listening and join us very soon for Season 3, Movie 3, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban!

Episode 15: (Minutes 2:21:11 to END)

This week finally puts us out of our misery as this long movie comes to a screeching halt in the last few scenes. We get excruciatingly slow deliveries of lines in Dumby’s office as well as a revelation in what Lucius actually starts to say to Harry in the hall (spoiler-not trying to kill the kid. We were shocked, too).

Join us for the last few moments of cheese in the final chunk of this movie and join us for the bonus episode (deleted scenes!) next week!!

Episode 14: (Minutes 2:10:32 to 2:21:11)

This week continues the “battle” between HP and the basilisk while Hot Tom continues to hang out monologuing. We take issue with the camera choices during this chunk and wonder why Hot Tom wouldn’t just kill Harry himself? Also, is the basilisk even a snake?? Enjoy our ranting in this penultimate episode, ALMOST DONE WITH SEASON TWO! (Whew!)

Join us next week for minutes 2:21:11 to THE END!

(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Dumbledore saying, “It would take a true Gryffindor to pull that out of the hat.”)

Episode 13: (Minutes 2:00:45 to 2:10:32)

This week winds us deeper into the chamber to meet Hot (Ghost) Tom and the largest snake you ever did see. We enjoy the ridiculous drama of it all but have to question where Fawkes was hanging out in between appearances?? Enjoy our slightly ADHD episode this week and make sure to join us for the final two episodes before Season 3 (finally!) begins.

Join us next week for minutes 2:10:32 to 2:21:11!

(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Tom saying to Harry, “..but it can still hear you.”)

Episode 12: (Minutes 1:50:58 to 2:00:45)

This week finds us in the hospital wing with Harry touching yet another petrified hand, this time belonging to Hermione. Cory drops some knowledge about the history of the pipes at Hogwarts and Andrea realizes she doesn’t know what the bones are in the Chamber of Secrets...so much to discover!

Join us next week for minutes 2:00:45 to 2:10:32!

(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Ron telling Lockhart, “Go on.”)