Episode 1: (Minutes 0 to 10:30)

This week zooms us into life at the Dursley’s in the summer before Harry’s second year at Hogwarts. Cory questions if Hedwig is already a puppet and Andrea finds Dobby AND Harry’s treatment of Dobby troublesome… This jam-packed chunk flies us off to The Burrow next week!

Join us next week for minutes 10:30 to 19:38!

(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Ron saying “By the way, Harry, happy birthday”)

This week is a bonus episode of our live reactions to watching the deleted scenes together. We vote whether they should have been kept or buried and laugh like crazy people throughout. Enjoy and watch along with us if you'd like!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62V11-X2IKw

Episode 14: (Minutes 2:14:00 to THE END!)

This FINAL CHUNK gets us to the end of the year feast and the end of Season One!

Thank you SO MUCH for listening and join us again soon for SEASON TWO, HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS!!!

Episode 13: (Minutes 2:06:53 to 2:14:00)

This week brings us down yet another mystery set of stairs to finally confront the person (persons?) trying to steal the Sorcerer’s Stone. Cory drops a theory about this unknown space and confesses to an odd crush on villains. This penultimate chunk gets us to the final confrontation and almost to the end of the first movie!

Join us next week for minutes 2:14:00 to THE END!

(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Harry smiling as Dumbledore leaves the hospital wing.)

Episode 12: (Minutes 1:58:08 to 2:06:53)

This week moves us into the next enchantments in this weird, unknown space at Hogwarts. Cory finally gets the moment he’s been waiting for to vent about the missing challenges (manifesto provided upon demand…) This dramatic chunk wraps up the enchantments while giving Ron his chessboard moment of glory.

Join us next week for minutes 2:06:53 to 2:14:08!

(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Harry walking down the stairs to the next enchantment...)

Episode 11: (Minutes 1:48:57 to 1:58:08)

This week we sneak out of our dorms and down the trap door. We wonder how far down can this trap door really go and IS there a spy network via the portraits?! This chunk brings the trio to the enchantments (not all of them!) protecting the stone. (*Apologies for the dog interruptions. They are indeed, little jerks.*)

Join us next week for minutes 1:58:08 to 2:06:53!

(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with the trio passing through a door to the next challenge, looking up...)

Episode 10: (Minutes 1:37:27 to 1:48:57)

This week trots us down to Hagrid’s hut after discovering the identity of Nicolas Flamel in the most ridiculous way.  We question how Malfoy is looking through the oddly decorated stained glass windows and WHY must the dragon have goo?! This chunk of minutes leads us into the dark forest and hurtling towards the end of the movie.

Join us next week for minutes 1:48:57 to 1:58:08!

(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Firenze saying “You’re safe now, good luck” and the dead unicorn...)

Episode 9: (Minutes 1:25:05 to 1:37:27)

This week, it’s Christmas at Hogwarts! Hermione Leaves Harry and Ron with some mischievous advice and we question if the Weasley parents purposely ditched their sons for the holidays. This chunk sneaks us around the castle only to come across a Krampus-version of Dumbledore. We also debate, is the Mirror of Erised actually modified?

Join us next week for minutes 1:37:27 to 1:49:02!

(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Hedwig flying over the grounds bringing winter to spring…)

Episode 8: (Minutes 1:13:44 to 1:25:05)

This week flies us into our first Quidditch match at Hogwarts with a truly suspicious amount of spectators. We both wonder where all these people came from and how Harry can go from wobbly one minute to being capable of “broom surfing” the next? This chunk winds us around the Quidditch pitch with a truly odd mixture of CGI and green screen images that leaves us feeling unsettled.

Join us next week for minutes 1:25:05 to 1:37:27!

(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Hermione responding to Harry with “I dunno”...)

Episode 7: (Minutes 1:00:50 to 1:13:44)

This week swings us (directly) over to the third floor corridors and into many questions we have about that area of the castle. We discuss a theory about the statue and the general dislike of the noises we experience there. This chunk runs us into some deep and disturbing questions about Fluffy, more time with our Wood crush, and our deep disgust for Quirrell as a panicky professor. Thankfully, one horrible, video-game-looking battle with a disgusting troll later, the trio are finally BFFs.

Join us next week for minutes 1:13:44 to 1:25:05!

(Scene Marker: This chunk ends with Quirrell being startled by the snoring troll…)