Hashtag Embarrassed

Welcome to Hashtag Embarrassed, Episode 14 - Cory [’s Not] In The House. I mean, Episode 14 - #CrushStories! Sorry Cory, it was a good run, but we're all about Dane now.  

Have you ever fallen in front of a crush? Farted in front of them? Both at the same time? Tried making obviously fake coughing noises to cover it up? Moved away from Florida so they would forget about it, then realize they didn’t actually forget about it, because who would forget something like that? Then your life experience is eerily similar to our hosts’, and you should probably be a guest on a future episode.  

Episode 13 - #ConcertStories and #CelebrityStories! Oh… oh no. This is going to be bad. I’m just going to assume Edward Norton and Joshua Jackson will be filing restraining orders shortly.  

This is going to be a long one. Apologies to:  

• Rebecca’s mom (again, again)  
• Joe Rogan (I’m sure you have some great titties, sir)  
• Qdoba  
• Dolly Parton (again, somehow)  
• Mark Ruffalo AND Edward Norton AND the Hulk (just in case)  

DISCLAIMER: all previous stories are radioactive

Welcome to Hashtag Embarrassed episode 12, foot in the mouth stories!  

In this episode, we welcome our first guest, Elizabeth's sister Bea-.... uh, Emily, her sister Emily. Look forward to:  

• Nonplussed custodians  
• Panic robot  
• Defending your Second Amendment right to bear arms, at any cost  
• "Your mom" jokes  
• Half price meat man  

Don't forget to follow us on your favorite podcatcher and rate and review on iTunes, and maybe one day........ Emily will finally get that smothered chicken

Welcome to Episode 11 of the Dead Dads Club, #FallStories! Wait, that’s a different podcast. Anyway, whether you’re slipping on snow, ice, pee, or even nothing at all, there’s an embarrassing moment for everyone! Laugh at our pain!  

Also, witness the invention of the Hashtag Embarrassed drinking game! Take a drink (of..... "water"? ok yes our lawyers say "a drink of water") every time:  

• Elizabeth uses the bathroom on a household object or pet  
• Elizabeth and/or Rebecca insult a potential sponsor  
• Elizabeth or Rebecca make an exaggerated sexual reference, then ask me to cut it out, then I don’t cut it out  
• Rebecca is sympathetic, but in, like, a sarcastic way  
• And more!  

Welcome to Episode 9, #SleepwalkingStories! Wait, is this a dream? Oh no, it’s Episode 10, #SleepwalkingStories! Part 2!  

Don’t forget to recommend this episode to your friends if they enjoy:  

• Gagging sounds
• Podcast hosts talking about how their eyes are watering because they’re gagging too much
• Golden showers
• Trapped in the Closet ft. Rebecca (ironically, this one is NOT a pee story)

Welcome to Episode 9, #SleepwalkingStories!  

This episode goes out with our deepest apologies to Joey Fatone, Courtney Love, lesbians, Cory Alexander, Porter Wagoner, Rebecca’s friend, all the people that were insulted in the content that was cut, Elizabeth's dog from the last episode, Rebecca’s mom (again), and “Dolly Partner”(?). Also, we could have apologized to Donald Trump, but we have made it clear that this is not a political podcast thank you and goodnight

To clarify, this is RECENT pee stories, focusing on the last... 6 hours or so, by my estimation. We would need a whole limited TV miniseries worth of time to tell them all.  
  
Inside:  

• vagina dentata  
• unexpected turns  
• 30 percent embarrassing stories and 60 per- 70 percent random-ass sh*t  
• instructions for logging on to facebook.com in your own personal web browser  

My fart diverged, I knew it would,
And sorry I had taken that stance
And had that fart, long I stood
And looked down at my chair as far as I could
To where it flapped in my underpants 
 
Welcome to Hashtag Embarrassed, where the awkwardness never ends, even when you have to go to work! Speaking of having to go to work, and this is a real long shot, but if anyone from Five Below has forgotten about what we've already said about them, and also what we said in this episode, give me a call bb let's get some ad revenue going ;)

It looks like someone got the title wrong, this is actually our lifehacks episode!  

Stay tuned for tips on:  

• Places to hide your savory treats
• What to do when you get the cooter clenches
• What to avoid immediately following oral surgery
• Why you should always get an OBGYN with a cold

This episode is dedicated to the iconic Twinkie Lady... we will always be fond of you, because you represent all the sins we never had the courage to commit.

New year, new theme song, same bullshit. 
 
Lots of bodily fluids get thrown around at hospitals, but this one even had the nurses getting nervous. Even I needed a shower after that one.  
 
This one's for you, Cory <3