Haunts R Us

The time is coming... for podcast running! Cheeb invites our special guest Cross of the rock group Placate to talk about the history of old men yelling kids with their rocking and rolling guitars. The same kids who would grow up to yell at other kids and their rocking rolling guitars. 

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Bem-vindo ao próximo episódio de Haunts R Us! How much does a soul run these days? In this economy?  @DrewJFahey of Morning Drew joins us as we talk about our thriving audience in Brazil, Fofao the Clown, notable Christianity fanfiction Doctor Faustus and the horrors of Hollywood. Cheeb rewrites Smash Mouth. Thotty defends Jackie Chan, Gato yearns for GTA6 and Nikkita hasn't seen Bad Boys II

BREAKING NEWS: Charles Lee Ray, the doll from the TV show, is a nasty little thottie, and he just died from making it clap on instagram

How many people are on this episode? As many as you can count, if the highest number you can count is 5. We welcome back Squishy and introduce Sleepy Evee to the show as they tell us a little something about the many saints of Catholicism.

Broke: RIP Sarah Winchester, you would have loved Minecraft

In this episode: Cheeb goes to Taco Bell, Gato won't do what you tell her and Thottie gets pegged in her dongle.

Remember that episode where all the girls were dissing on SARS Covid-19: The Novel Coronavirus? Remember when almost immediately afterward, episodes stopping coming out? Well we don't! 

Hey guys, it's me Sock Monkey. I'm in this one along with HRU Friend of the show, Squishy. Everyone has seen a shadow demon except for me. That clearly means they don't exist.

Why does Slenderman wearing that suit for? His ass ain't got no job. Not terrorizing kids like that, he doesn't. Put his ass on a damn watchlist.

Learn the story of the woman with vibes so rancid, it endangered the lives of those around her. Thottie explains the historical failings of Los Angeles medicine, Gato gets down with the sickness and Cheeb describes living with terminal shit idiot brain fungus.

Did you ever wonder why it came to be that people in the modern era celebrate Christmas? Well I hope you're not listening to this expecting to find out! In this episode, Cheeb forgets the intro, Thottie eats at Popeye's and Nikkita gets us copyright struck.