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Angelina Jolie buys The Gals chinkum nuggies at 3 AM! MUST WATCH!!!
Welcome to what is ostensibly an episode about a spooky doll. What this episode is actually about is anything but Okiku.
Welcome back to Season 2 of Haunts R Us! We took our time off to rake in those sweet youtube and patreon bucks to move up in the world. Or at least, move out of our old places. Thottie leads us in to the world of spectral sexin'. Bustin' makes us feel good.
This episode marks the end of Haunts R Us Season 1. Join the ladies for one last ride into the history of Ole Saint Nick and how Catholicism couldn't stop chopping up it's figureheads if it tried.
You'll never believe who falls asleep during this episode.
His skin? Wack. His toes? Wack. His ability to confuse children into believing it's alive? Wack. Me? I'm tight as fuck!
Toy Stores are scary but are they as scary as Das Kapital? Don't fall for Ponzi schemes, MLMs, Pyramid Schemes or even normal wage jobs. Comrade Dolly Parton didn't make 9-5 as a joke. Wake up, sheeple.
What is the obsession with Robert the Doll on youtube?? and who is Robert the doll? where did he come from, who manufactured him and why is he such a staple of Tampa Florida culture. We talk about this and more here on Haunts R Us.
Cheeb talks about Chucky. Thotty really enjoys Shape of Water. Gato takes a nap.
On a very special episode of Haunts R Us we go OUTSIDE and look for ghost and scary things. Thottie and Cheeb visit the famous Queen Mary and get real drunk praying for ghost to appear to them (they don't). Then Cheeb visits the infamous Death Museum in Hollywood and is only mildly impressed. It could be better ok. Editors note - I know how to tell analogue time, ok?
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