Hey, remember that really bad virus that's going around? Well half of the hosts sure do, but that's a story for another time. Today, we're here to talk about the magic men of Mexico. Nikita shares some stories about meeting a forest witch, Thottie shares some stories about edibles, Gato fights the Joker and Cheeb is above the influence.

Introducing our new Cohost Nikkita! The girls talk about the Mexican myth of childhood fears. In this episode Cheeb takes a stand against the shadowmen, Thotty lives in the lap of luxury and Nikkita gets got.

Who needs journals or therapy when you have a cute doll to tell all your problems to? That's form AND function, baby! In this episode, Thotty lets us know her thoughts on capitalism and it's relation to indigenous cultures and Cheeb chisels a football out of stone.

Can you believe Mexico created an urban legend after that movie that came out a couple years ago? 

You guys like our new intro? In this episode, Cheeb and Thotty find out that Doll houses are the only thing even the police can't screw up and Gato drops by half way through to talk about a King and their cringe nae nae council.

Are you tired of going to NON haunted stores and buying NON haunted dolls? Well good news friend, the internet has got you covered. In this episode, Cheeb spreads the Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse gospel and  Thotty falls for the wooden pose doll meme.

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It turns out the real homicidal maniacs are the friends we make along the way! In this episode, Cheeb relives her edgy teenage phase and Thotty talks about how much she really likes this comic. This episode runs a bit long and you get to take a peek behind the curtain on how we make the show for you guys. Hope you enjoy!

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What do you get when you cross a salmon with an orangutan? My ass... Ha, ha ha, ha ha, but enough about that. In this episode Cheeb talks about what you can get for the price of a small house, Thotty hates The Greatest Show musical and Gato plays Castlevania. Also a very special thanks to everyone who sent us emails and talk to us through social media! We really appreciate you all!

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More than a few technical difficulties came about due to this episode so we all hope you enjoy it.

Hey everyone, The Editor™ here. The girls open the episode with some jokes about the big sick happening right now. Just ignore all that stuff, ok?  In this episode Gato takes us through one of her old jobs at a beachside amusement park, Cheeb reads a fan letter and Thotty says a bad word.