We all want to hike safely, but is there a way to hike the safest? For some, the illusion of safety is lost when faced with the prospect of needing a rescue and the reality of the fine print. In the same vein as 'Black Mirror,' 'Have a Better One' is a satirical glimpse into a dystopia where search and rescue, like your local car wash, works on a tiered service model. A SLASR / Lost Pass Production Voices: Mrs. Stomp - Distressed hiker Stomp - 911 operator, beedaloop debit card reader Nick - Department of Conservation officer Mike - Beedaloop debit card reader Evelyn - Britnay Dave Sh*ts - Russ Q Script: Stomp & Dave Sh*ts Sound: Stomp - Audio engineering, editing and production Additional sound design provided by Zapsplat (trickling brook, forest, drone, hold music, ambulance siren)