WARNING: massive amounts of Law Nerdery (which actually turns out to be kinda important) ahead. The Constitution is still alive, even if it's coughing up blood on the stoop. Too, also: Whalehead Deadbear Brainworm lets his Eugenics out to play. Target: Autistic kids. 

Fingers crossed! The H.O.R.N. Brain Trust may have solved the crazy file size problem. Please let me know. 

Chuckles Grassley gets an earful in Iowa. Our betters say "I told you so" to the MAGATS trashing immigration law. B-T-W: there's a difference between "scare" and "terrorize." ICE kidnaps another innocent . . . an NYC teenager who fled Venezuela with his daddy. He's in El Shitholador now. Judge Xinis grows impatient with pettifogging DoJ pettifoggers. And a discussion arises about the ideological purity of Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer.  

The funding deficit is getting bad. Halfway through April, and almost the entire month is unfunded. The program is, and always is free, but it does take money to pay the bills. Can you help one of the oldest independent progressive broadcasts stay afloat?

Bill Maher, Moran. Shinable Centrist. "Donald Trump's insane, but he was nice to me." Ol' Balls n' Strikes gets his nose rubbed in it and licks his lip for extra flavor. For-Profit Media finally twigs to the Constitutional Crisis we're in. 

How're you feeling? In the midst of all this insanity, a check-in matters. 

Fascism is HERE. It;s all over the news like bedbugs. 

Independent Progressive Broadcasting, meanwhile, hangs by a thread. Really. 

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I wish I had a staff! We were all over the place. Sometimes it all moves too fast. Nitwit Nero gets spanked by SCOTUS. And now we wait . . . and wait, Mullah Moses Mike wants to destroy Medicaid to save young men from their basements. I hate him. 

Nitwit Nero monkeys with the Market. On purpose. Impeachably. Kinda makes you wish we actually had a Congress jealous of its Article I rights. Meanwhile, Karoline LeavitAlone, good k-k-krischun that she is, decides some American citizens just need to be . . . sent to some godforsaken shithole in El Salvador. (There was a time we bombed countries into the stone age for torturing American citizens. Don't tell K-k-karoline.)

MAGAT senator looks for someone "to choke" when the tariffs destroy the economy . . . cuz he can't stand to blame Carotene Caligula. SCOTUS gives Tangerine Tiberius extra time to hurt people. Leon Skum and Petey Navarro have a 7th Grade girl slap fight. Karoline Leavitalone says, "Boys will be boys." 

SCOTUS continues lurching rightward. If it lists anymore to starboard, it's gonna capsize. Tommy the Tuber scores more points in his quest to become the Stupidest Member of the Senate. The market takes a brief breather on bad information before the MAGAT Comms Shop shrieks "FAKE NEWS" and sends it spiralling earthward again. 

The Lazy Liege Lord of MAG-A-Lardass cheats at golf while Americans watch their savings dwindle in the market he's crashed. Even his own evil minions are at a loss to explain it. China pushes back . . . HARD. How bad is it? Even Rafaelito Eduardo Cruz, the Annointed, Booger-Eatin' King Of America, who has zero self-respect, is saying "Daddy" may be trashing not just the American economy, but that of the world. 

Tariff Time! Na-na-na-NA! Can't tariff this! Even Carrotene Caligula's minions can't keep up with their orange lord and saviour (who will sell them out in a Jamaica Queens Minute). MAGATS bemoan the passing of a shitty brewery in Norfolk, Virginia (which always scares them because they're afraid they're gonna say "fuck.") Mika sighs, "oh!" a lot as she finds out what "tariffs" means. They're fiddling while Rome barbecues.