Examining the Appalachian Apocalypse brought on by Hurricane Helene with more perspective than the Multi-Millionaire ForProfit Media can, or will, provide. Still, though, the morans we have always with we. 

Hopefully, this file uploads normally. Fingers crossed. Handy Smurf launches the war on Christmas. Jason Miller approves of states' rights to set up (not kidding) "menstrual surveillance." Nitwit Nero throws his staff under the bus and babbles about a "little hurricane." That little hurricane has killed at least forty people.

Not just every show host is back behind the mic a day after surgery, but I am! Had to. Too much crazy to let slide by. Clay Higgins gets his old-school racism on. Then prays about it. Nitwit Nero declares jihad on electric cars. Marginal Trailer Queen says MAGATs don't deserve to win. Ohio MAGAT senate cabinet insults every woman in Ohio and the self-loathing MAGAT women love it!

Joe-to-the-Manchin born leads the way, followed closely by the MAGATs of the Senate Judiciary Committee. Nitwit Nero has his cultists chanting hate against Haitian immigrants. 

Muslim mayor comes out in support of Nitwit Nero. Another leopard who will be shocked, SHOCKED, I tell you, when leopards eat his face. The further adventures of Mark Robinson, whose staff definitely isn't fleeing from him and stop saying that. Orange Jeebuss and his magic faucet. Matt Gaetz tries to distract from his pedo allegations. 

Are there any MAGATS who aren't complete perverts? Not if we judge them by the daily news. 

I kinda hate it when it turns out how right this community has been all along. But I really don't.

It's sooooo good to be back to the mic! As always, I leave for a couple of days, and the world goes bananas.

Farewell to James Earl Jones. More data points on the making of a teenage school shooter. Another white man goes on a shooting spree in another blood-red MAGAT state. And MAGAT America yawns. Finally, an up-close report on Nitwit Nero's ear. He didn't get hit by a bullet. Not even close. We were right all along. 

Cops endorse repeat felon. Evidence of Nitwit Nero's accelerating cognitive decline. We now know who assaulted the Federal worker at Arlington on August 26 and it's both no surprise and thoroughly revolting. Georgia MAGAT congressman says shot up students need god in their lives.