Spaz giggles when it talks about cutting funding for Ebola eradication. Monsters creep amongst us. 

Don't fly. That's the first strike. Pay attention. Next step. 

America humiliates itself at the U.N. MAGAT farmer about to lose everything finds out way too late. No one's paying attention to VP Guyliner. Leon Skum's brain isn't firing right . . . again, like always. Anonymous hacks HUD, humiliates Rump & Skum. One of Leon Skum's Skumrats is the grandson of a Soviet Spy.

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Leopards eat MAGAT's face. Veteran loses his FEMA job. Wails bitter wails. MAGAT senators decry their Orange Jesus' claim that Ukraine started the war (not that they'll screw their courage to the sticking place, of course). MAGATS gather at CPAC, where Leon Skum takes the stage with a chainsaw and snoot full of ketamine. DoodBro was schwasted! CPAC's Matt Schlapp gets caught groping another man . . . again.

Tara Devlin of Tarabuster and I deconstruct the horrors of the day. Who knew we had a king? Who was surprised that Julius Geezer wants a crown? Whalehead Deadbear Brainworm goes after a flu vaccine information campaign. oh, look! It's an asteroid!

Finishing February is going to be a bear. We need to raise $3,000 to finish the month and pay the bills. Any help is great help.

The DOGEY SkumRats found $8 Billion in "waste" in a contract worth $8 Million. MAGATS are melting down all over media, from Half-pint Himmler Miller to Caroline LeavittAlone, to Tim Burchett. They know more and more Americans aren't falling for their schtick . . . and it's blowing up in their faces. 

Nitwit Nero plays "Godfather" with Ukraine, making them an offer they think can't be refused. "As a dog returneth ever to its vomit." The grift never ends. It's been 0 days since a plane had an issue in TrumpVille. Natch, Leon Skum just fired hundreds of FAA personnel. Never mind "stay off small planes." STAY OFF ALL PLANES. 

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Your health is now in the hands of a doodbro T-juicer who wants to "make tallow great again." "Make Whaling Great Again!"  We're SO screwed. Nitwit Nero has no idea why Leon Skum was talking to the fascist PM of India" "I don't know." State Dept backs off the claim that they're buying $400M worth of Swastikars.