Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid

Mercy, the stickers are from toes to tip-top today! The historical revisionism of Afghanistan is off the meter. "Y'all, they're gonna do it again" came true . . . some more. "Two first names and a pick-up truck." And tannerite. Because feeeeedummm. Anti-mask SoCaristan MAGAT yawps his last. Covid Caligula won't even send a sympathy card. After all, that would be terribly awkward.

The password is: "decabination." Praise! Glory! Kenneth Copeland assaults a handicapped "believer." Hiding behind the first amendment, "prophet" declares vaccines are "demonic," then gets COVID. Spreadnecks attack a WalMart pharmacy. WalMart lets them keep up the attack for a half hour. Tracee tells us how it's done.

Run, chickenshit Afghan beards, RUN, you goddamned cowards! Granted, you never heard of Shakespeare, but "a hero dies but once. A coward dies a thousand deaths." Die 'em all, you gutless beards!

Afghanistan. It exposed our foreign policy failings and now it's exposing the Alzheimers-like memories of the ForProfit Media. Also: a wonderful conversation with Carol Baker, Queen of the Minions.

COVID burns Floridastan. The fire spreads to Georgiastan. Ron Monkey-up DeKlantis cancels a pseudo campaign trip to Vegas because he set his state afire. The Great ForProfit Media Hand-Wring. P.S. Murder Hornets redux.

"Bird guts all over the place!" Tennestan mom takes school board un-mandatory mask "mandate" to task. 

A bad joke for the last time. When reality outstrips the jokes, stick with reality. Ack! The breathtaking stupidity of one of America's most inexplicable millionaires: "The Joe Rogaine Dunning-Kruger Experience." And yet, as venerable a journalistic icon as The Atlantic proves itself more than capable of clickbait dreck. 

Rand Paul, Liberturdian Opfamologist proves (once again!) why he may well be, after Nitwit Nero, the most despicable attempt at a human being in the United States. The Delta variant of COVID-19 is attacking children with far more virulence than the original virus. Yet Little Miss Three Names cheered people in Talabama for NOT getting the vaccine. Also: we receive another dispatch from Paul from Parts Unknown. Eventually, we get around to discussing the new hair-on-fire-because-the-planet's-on-fire climate change report. 

Run and hide. The COVIDiots are on the loose, alongside their sidekick, the Delta Variant.

Hey! We finished the week $235 from being fully funded for the first week of August. Wanna help? The community woule love you forever if you did!