Head-ON With Roxanne Kincaid

What's in a cellphone? That ain't a technical question? MAGATs get it wrong. Y'all, I don't do a lot of deliberate conversations. Tonight: an interview. Aly and I had a conversation for the ages.

"Impeachment Inquiries! Gitcher impeachment inquiries here," bleated Kevvers McCarthy, hoping to protect his fragile manhood, er, Speakership, from the clutches of Marge the Merciless. WTF even is an "impeachment inquiry." Turns out, it's not a thing. And the Big Giant Forehead, having just founded himself outside the circus Egress, is MAD! We get a COVID update from our friend and adviser, Paul From Parts Unknown. Take his wise words to heart.

Morans can't help but say moran things every September 11th. It's as predictable as the phases of the moon. MAGATS are getting nasty in Virginia (what a surprise) and it touches a black man and a woman who's unashamed of her sexuality. Because of course. Marge calls for secession. We re-visit the 14th Amendment.

Happy Star Trek Day! Happy Mark Meadows Loses Day! Julius Geezer's gonna (not) just LOVVVVE that! Not-So-Happy Sammy BadBreath is still dirty day. Happy weekend!

Brain Drain is real and it's a scourge to MAGAT states, a self-inflicted wound. Peter Navarro whines on after a jury tried and true convicts him. Poor baby! Enrique Tarrio's mama (not exactly mother of the year timber) bawls about her awful offspring's sentence. Another threat of violence from another MAGAT if Nitwit Nero isn't on the ballot. It always Gaetz worse. Ahead of the curve: the MSNBC Morning Zoo Crew finally catches up. And Sammy BadBreath is still crooked as a dog's hind leg.

How is it that two tiny days have such a lengthy feel about them? I'm back. I needed those two days. Learning self-care and when not to put yourself in a ditch is more important than many know. Pay attention and give yourself grace.

Just the same, time waits for no woman, and there was an abundance of mean and stupid and downright (Christian, naturally) evil to address. "If t'were done, t'were best done quickly."

What happens when an entire segment of the nation stops believing in the Constitution? Examples from Tennessee and Texas. More J6 terrorists head up the river. Another J6 prisoner pleads for help from people who hate her. Leopards Eating People's Faces Party eats her face. Nimrata Haley forgets she'll get old someday. And COVID is probably worse than anyone knows.

Sorry about my absence Wednesday. The explanation follows and, CW: it's sad. That said, it was yet a busy program, replete with unrepentant MAGAT terrorists, a weepy MAGAT terrorist, MAGAT judges going easy on them, Nitwit Nero barking and grunting (always!), a win for the First Amendment, a pissant Tennestan D.A. who wants to defy a U.S. District Judge, a whiny Peter Navarro, and a handsy Matt Schlapp. And that's just for starters.

David Frum is a pearl-clutching ninny. Justin Jones of Nashville is fearless. He's making the pasty-faced, doughy MAGATS squirm and it's a righteous thing to behold. Fappy Thomas' "Integrity Letter" takes a blow amidships. Moms Fer Liburtee forms a chapter in WV. No word yet on whether they've let loose their inner Hitler fangirl. Nitwit Nero's pettifoggers had a bad day before Chutkan, J. Swastikas on a Nazi's AR-15. A black neighborhood in Montgomery awakens to swastikas all over the place. Cops searching diligently for a "motive." Jesus. And COVID's on the upswing. It's looking like we'll finish August almost half-unfunded. That's sad and frightening. If this program (and its 20 year history) are valuable to you, please consider helping to close the gap. Thank-you!

Jacksonville. Another of Monkey Up's fascist eggs hatches and leaves the nest (armed to the teeth). Nitwit Nero gets another trial date and another arraignment date. Mark Meadows takes the stand in federal court. A response to that idiotic ditty by Oli Whatshisname. A high-profile of the B.I.T.C.H.E.S. faces sentencing (don't worry, he'll most likely walk. Facepalm. One dead in Chapel Hill feeedumm outbreak.