Heat Stroke

Heat Stroke

By James Fryer & Christopher FermanComedySociety & CultureTechnology
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Heat Stroke episodes

  • #6: Christopher starts talking to goats... and they start talking back.
    • Christopher is upset that James didn't notice his new sunglasses or fancy shirt
    • This IS a podcast
    • Doing "Follow Up" makes us sound smart
    • Veterans Day
    • Christopher's grandfather at the Phoenix VA Hospital
    • James loves bad dreams because they are "so weird" and James is, well, pretty weird
    • Don't use analogies with James, he just hears the analogy
    • "I meant a Bud Light" (follow up)
    • 1993 WTC bombings - 6 fatalities and over a thousand injuries (follow up)
    • Christopher wants to "Carfax" the WTC
    • James didn't take Physics but he is really good at it anyway
    • Christopher thinks James is an inventor, but James just makes junk to make his coffee less splashy
    • Christopher worries that keeping chickens makes him sound like a farm boy, but this is Phoenix damn it and that's how we roll
    • Foot mouse? What the hell is a foot mouse?
    • Mechanical mouse balls are, balls
    • Christopher, don't sniff that! Seriously, what is wrong with you?!
    • Grinder sniffs the microphone
    • You can't make me smell that Christopher!
    • James resolves to NEVER buy a used microphone
    • For the love of god, DON'T SMELL THE BALL!
    • Taking offense is optional
    • Victim currency
    • Don Rickles
    • Comedy is complicated, so give them a break
    • Kramer got canceled
    • Comedians in Cars getting Coffee Obama episode
    • Christopher just can't stop talking about his gross mouse
    • James gets violent
    • The mouse's stinky wheels
    • Christopher, did you taste the ball? ....
    • Mennonites have dirty wheels too
    • The foot mouse is OVER! OVER!
    • Contractors are noisy, but if James had a gun...
    • Christopher will smell anything. Except marijuana.
    • Marijuana sneaks out the window
    • Christopher, take your super taster nose and just go home.
    • Catalina island has a marijuana hour
    • "Blunt"
    • James threatens to 'marijuana up' Christopher's car
    • "Roach"
    • America is getting less interesting
    • Even the homeless don't want to talk to Christopher
    • "John does flips on the beach"
    • Art school is getting boring too
    • Chaos is necessary to generate ideas and without ideas culture and civilisations die
    • A little human contact goes a long way
    • Zeus's birthplace is unimpressive. Or maybe Christopher went to the wrong place.
    • Christopher starts talking to goats... and they start talking back.
    • Astronauts and goats
    • The posh homeless
    • Catholic begger in NYC
    • Christopher prefers the front end of the goat
    • 42 min
    • #5: This Funny Thing Where We Have to Breath
      • Before we even start, Marijuana
      • We actually vote, like for real
      • McCain and Romney just needed better websites
      • Christopher likes long, boring reads
      • Marijuana
      • Shuttle Challenger disaster and a not very sensitive Bud Light joke reference
      • Comedy, especially jokes about people blowing up is... complicated
      • 1993 World Trade Center bombing
      • Christopher's Mama is so... OK, maybe not
      • Couples that vote together stay together
      • Marijuana
      • Venice Beach will get you stoned
      • James's brother's room smelled like... Marijuana
      • Christopher doesn't know what happened to his parent's bong
      • National Geographic has boobies
      • Marijuana
      • If you produce DVD technology, you're really in the porn business but don't tell Disney
      • Hollywood is sleazy and filled with hypocrites and nepotism
      • Charity giving is really just marekting
      • Opioid charity give-backs
      • Marijuana
      • Christopher hates Marijuana because it's stinky and the billboards are gross and that's why it shouldn't be legalized
      • Marijuana is legal now which is fine, but the actual law is stupid
      • Marijuana
      • Marijuana
      • Marijuana
      • The Salton Sea is a mess that will only get worse and kill everyone in California (Follow up)
      • Christopher doesn't like that a bunch of Californians are moving to Arizona and bringing the silly ideas and stinky Marijuana
      • James Brown, not Chuck Barry was on Miami Vice (Follow up)
      • While Christopher sings and dances, James sits quietly in the corner waiting for it to end
      • Risky Business
      • Fake IDs
      • Christopher's friendly happy time feel good cover band
      • The election that won't end
      • YouTube ruins James's night with election news so he gives up and just watches nothing but Lindsey Stirling videos
      • Key & Peele
      • "This funny thing where we have to breath"
      • "Can we go to Michael Jackson?" "Ugh, if we must."
      • Christopher learns broadcast news sucks
      • The "EyeWitness News" format ruined news, the country, and probably the world
      • Safety inversion
      • 52 min
      • #4: It's not a lie, it's a 'creative explanation'
        • Christopher travels to Chicago just to go to a bar - Go Tavern
        • Whiskey in the lemonaide, tea, and honey... no?
        • Arizona cheese crisp
        • James is (was) bad a dating
        • Christopher's wife is still alive
        • Experian got hacked and they have a terrible website
        • The Salton Sea
        • Horror movies aren't scary anymore, or maybe we've just seen it all before
        • Siri gets smarmy
        • James is too much of a cheapskate to be an alcoholic
        • You are too drunk to taste your wine
        • Almost right nearly every single time
        • Christopher refuses to go on record as to whether or not he has drunk battery acid
        • It's not a lie, it's a 'creative explanation'
        • 47 min
        • #3: Re-Runs are the Gold Standard
          • 1, 2, 3, 4, now I can... are you serious right now?
          • Christopher's "little drawings"
          • UHV
          • Ultra Man
          • Dumb TV shows vs BAD dumb TV shows
          • James is in love with Lynda Carter, the original Wonder Woman
          • Tom Baker the 4th Doctor Who
          • Batman (Adam West)
          • Getting up early to avoid your family and your co-workers
          • Nurses are under appreciated
          • Christopher drops his doughnut and a nurse helps him
          • Bike seats are weird
          • Fat people can be fast too
          • Chris Froome
          • Christopher is a casual cyclist
          • James, no one cares how much your bike weighs (18.5 lbs)
          • Christopher rides down I95 on a bicycle like a crazy person
          • Christopher rides his beach cruiser like a golden god and everyone loves him
          • James drops the mic at Orange Theory
          • Riding (your bike) for Rock & Roll!
          • Miami Vice vs Magnum PI (Magnum wins)
          • Miami Vice, "Missing Hours" with James Brown (NOT Chuck Barry)
          • Re-runs are the gold standard
          • James doesn't know anything about music
          • 46 min
          • #2: Christopher's Frat Hazed a Yugo
            • Crashed the new "low end" Cadillac
            • James's extra small Prius (with bike rack)
            • Christopher's frat hazed a Yugo
            • The Chinese can't say no
            • Christopher's no big deal near death experience
            • Christopher does not get into Heavan
            • Shirley Maclaine's reality
            • James is a sucky soccer coach
            • New York, like an whole other country
            • Texas is kind of weird
            • Spanish Kings giving away our land
            • The airbag is pink, but my wife doesn't care
            • Christopher loves the idea of James getting his ass beat
            • COVID driving
            • Name the show
            • Bill Bryson - "In a Sunburned Country"
            • 46 min
            • #1: Isn't that dangerous? Well... yes.
              • We can count
              • Rock and roll equipment
              • Is that safe? Well...no.
              • Retro-actively billing for sponsorship
              • Christopher and James are not gay
              • Christopher loves gay bars
              • Annoying yard equipment
              • Christopher gets prophetically struck by lightning
              • Trump gets COVID
              • James tries to be good, but is probably a bad person
              • Talking about Covid and climate change as if we are experts (we're not)
              • James makes bad coffee
              • 29 min

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              Two hypothetically witty guys talking about the topics of the day and... stuff.