Heathen Down Under

Heathens!!

This week, in an iconic first ever, Gretchen hosts solo! It's En down under minus Heath!

Join Gretchen for the USA update along with some bits of in between to catch y'all up on how her cross-continental lifestyle first started and where it's at today!

Gretchen talks about her dysfunctional bloodline, multiple passport hustle, and her undying affinity for her divine husband and their little light ray who just turned six months!

The United States is a super fucked place for my mental health! Welcome aboard!!

G'day Heathens! 

This week, Heath and Gretchen are joining y'all from the USA once again during their romantic getaway from AUS!

Heathen covers the general concept of managing assholes whether the shape is in the form of "siblings", "friends", or Commonwealth Games players!

We also touch on being madly in love, our divine love child, and ways to spend time with what and who ever actually matters in your own karma.

LOVE :))))))

Ps. All of my sisters are fucking assholes.

Namaste Heathens!

Heath and Gretchen are back wit da  goss and if ur in ur in!!

G'day Heathens! This week, Heath and Gretchen have officially embarked on their US holiday!

Heathen covers Colorado Karens, cheap yank shit, and the cheapest thing going in the states ATM which is Elon Musk!

Catch up on WTF happens from Cali to Illinois! Nearly back to NYC! Jesus take the wheel!

Short eppy this week Heathens! We're at the airport and we fly in four hours! See y'all in the USA!

We love the new Amber Rose song and are here for her Twitter dildo! We like it better than Xtina's green sparkly one from last week!

Heathen continues to move toward their 3 month US holiday! Join Heath and Gretchen as they discuss weekly happenings, worldly events and earthly entertainment! Rugby is also on deck along with a pricy beagle, welcome back!

Welcome Heathens! Heath and Gretchen are continuing the travel countdown getting ready for their big trip across the pond!

Heathen is happy to update everyone about Christina Aguilera's massive pride penis and how gross the Australian Logie awards are!

Heathen also touches on Jennifer Aniston's trash haircut, the caucasian cult that once was Friends and more!

Ahoy Heathens!

Heath and Gretchen are here this week to talk about Canadian things; how to define around the world; and Kylie out thirst trapping 4 months postpartum!

Heathen gives the weekly update discussing Heath's head cold and Heathen's recent visit to Palmer's Island! They also relive their first date which reveals critical life advice!

We're here Heathens!

We're hyping up to move to a new country! We also get into why you should take the word 'celebrity' with a grain of salt!

Shout out Paris!

Heathen further discusses Jeffery Star's great yak slaughter and giraffe skin boots!