Yes, we're actually still a week away from UFC 273 but that didn't stop us from previewing the two title fights anymore than our various neurological issues ever have. 

Connor and Phil raise one to HM Queen Lizzy and all the British fighters who pissed all over last week's UFC London card, despite crippling scurvy. Also, there's another heavyweight main event coming up, with another far more interesting little dudes fight on the undercard.

Connor and Phil talk about Volkov-Aspinall as quickly as possible before covering two stellar undercard fights and then... a boxing FOTY contender from last weekend.

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We called Covington-Masvidal perfectly! Unfortunately, so did everyone else. But hey, Chocolatito. 

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Connor and Phil break down an interesting main event rife with *subtext.*

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Phil is back--for now--to break down the latest stop on Islam Makhachev's strange, winding path to title contention. 

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In Phil's absence, Connor is joined by the equally condescending Zane Simon, junior co-host of the MMA Vivisection, to spend way too much time breaking down the whole main card of UFC 271.

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Connor and Phil get very excited about breaking down the long-awaited rematch between Israel Adesanya and Robert Whittaker.

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Connor and Phil attempt to understand Sean Strickland, then give up and decide to just predict his fight with Jack Hermansson instead.

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Connor and Phil break down Ngannou vs Gane, Moreno vs Figueiredo 3, and Raoni Barcelos vs instant fave Victor Henry.

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