Hello, Creeps!

The Creeps ride in on the back of a giant this week; a giant from Kandahar (or perhaps the bottle city of Kandor)! This new hard bodied crew explore a rabbit hole leading to a Knights Templar cave, how shitty U.S. soldiers killed their new friend’s giant relatives, and welcome the return of Davel’s weekly darkness. Oh, and you are required to take a shot for every movie/television reference made in this episode. There are a lot, so R.I.P.

Was Tesla an alien? How did an interview with a real life reptilian go down? Will Davel continue his tradition of being an absolute trash person? The most important question of all: Did Aaliyah have the definitive banger of the year 2000? All these answers and more are very vaguely answered or completely avoided on this episode of Hello, Creeps!

Who gets the D in this episode? For once, it’s not Davel! Join the Creeps as we bestow an unrelenting reign of verbal abuse upon the Trash Lord and discuss topics ranging from chrononaut Obama to an update on our Wiccan warriors from episode 3 and their crusade against Trump!

Business as usual for the Creeps this week. Ancient UFO Goro and his many dicks? Check. Chapter 2 of David Icke insanity? Double check. Butt dialing during brutal murder? Davel darkness check. 

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Why is Davel’s life a pit of despair? The question doesn’t get answered this episode and probably won’t until he writes a suicide note, but you can still join us for a some fun discussion on a Sri Lankan astrologer, dead babies in a storage unit, a murder/rape fantasy that ends in actual rape and murder, and a fun little trip into the 4th dimension.

What do a well-hung jacked horse-man, a primate-human hybrid that’s possibly a front for racism, and a glowy-eyed demon dog who haunts the streets of jolly old England have in common? They’re all a part of our very first cryptid episode! Come creep with us as we cover some of these lesser known creatures while Davel sashays himself into our erotic nightmares.

The Doomsday Clock moves closer to midnight and The Creeps know just how to handle it: drink. This episode we drop some truth on Trump’s relationship with extraterrestrials, Aussie hunks, the black widow of an Austrian ice cream shop, and alcoholic ghosts! Put a straw in a bottle of wine and come get creepy with us.

The Creeps ring in the new year with some riveting stories involving an axe-wielding maniac, a killer who turned guys into hamburger meat, and shocking revelations about Big Foot. Enjoy!

The Creeps are back with the last episode of the year! It’s a Christmas celebration filled with darkness, John Lennon insanity, and some Santa Claus secret origins. Have a happy Kwanzaa!