Hello, Creeps!

Happy Halloween, Creeps!  Join us on a berry spooky spooky edition of Hello, Creeps! as we celebrate our second Halloween together and discuss the tragedy and triumph and Fre’s insensitivity at the behest of an unfortunate pair of conjoined twins as well as a tale of maggot-infested catheters. You know…Halloween stuff.

 

This week on Hello, Creeps!: Fre sacrifices a tooth but gains many jokes, including a rare Aerosmith banger, Davel dives deep into the art of liquid cremation, and Coral explores the possibilities of Tom Delonge space stuff that doesn’t matter because all that really matters is that he discovered that Justin Bieber is a fucking lizard, baby.

 

The Creeps return with a brand new episode meant to chill, thrill and (if you’re listening while cooking) possibly grill! Fredo continues his deep, deep downward spiral into a Final Fantasy 7 based cult, Coral searches for more UFOs, and Lord Basura makes us discuss our own funerals. If we all died together just stick us in the same coffin. Fuck it.

 

The Creeps are back this week as they explore a duo of Russian cannibals, but completely forget what a hammer and sickle stand for. Davel visits a German cult with the most metal of names, Fredo tries to wrap his mind around  part two of Portrait of a Final Fantasy Family and the absolute insanity that ruins one of his favorite games of all time. Enjoy!

 

First of all, we hope you like Lunchbox by Marilyn Manson, because we are going to shove it up your ear butts this week! Other than really random Manson praise, the Creeps delve into some UFO mysteries, Davel continues to bombard us with child darkness this week, and in honor of the 20th anniversary of Final Fantasy 7 (and the 30th of the Final Fantasy series), Fre opens with part one of several segments dedicated to a particularly odd and — for lack of a better word — fucked up part of the FF7 fandom. Wark! — I mean… good evening! Photo credit for this week goes to Cha! Check out his stuff on Instagram @young_hummus

**I had to cut the intro to this episode so I could meet some file size restrictions on Nerdo (our host at the time of release) while trying to minimize my quality loss. I apologize to people who like the intro! But anyway, Lunchbox…**

Hope you like the blues because this week the Creeps whip out their mouth guitars and rip those blues scales! This musical episodes also manages to include some usual Davel-branded darkness, more tales from the deep web, and the tale of a weird haunting that is trending online. Keep an eye out for my solo tour soon!

– B. B. Fre

Coral is back from his quest down under and it’s business as usual in The Boo Box II. The creeps take a trip into the realm of VR ghost hunting and an incredibly offensive journey into the orient. Fredo takes us into the dark web for some truly disturbing tales. He almost ruined pancakes for us. We love pancakes.

 

Cha returns as a guest host this week while Coral travels down undah to salvage his case against Davel (listen to episode 40 for reference!). Regardless, it’s business as usual for the Creeps as they cover secret super weapons in Cuba, list the signs you should look for to identify reptilians, and cover the misdeeds of two dastardly crocodiles from Dudleyville who are terrorizing the flood waters of Texas.

 

It feels like it’s been a while, but things are back to normal in the Boo Box. Coral, Fre and Davel get together and discuss the recently touring documentary Sir NoFace. They delve deep into the possibility of definitive proof of the existence of an afterlife, what their ghost hunting tv show would be like, and argue intensely about the Sir NoFace documentary. No matter what we say, everyone should check it out! #sirnoface was a good time.

It’s part 2 of our anniversary episode and we barely remember it! Listen to us slur and argue our way through questions about a zombie apocalypse, our favorite sushi, professional wrestling, having sex with Bigfoot and, most importantly, having sex with each other! If you wanna have some extra fun, take a drink every time Coral mentions how drunk he is! We are collectively the drunk uncle at the kids birthday party. Thanks again for all the great questions and here’s to another great year!