Hello, Creeps!

Hello, Creeps!

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Hello, Creeps! episodes

  • Hello, Creeps! Episode 56: SUCC MY THICC

    WE BACK, Y’ALL. Coral has returned from his pizza quest in Italy and he is not alone! Our old friend Cha joins us for a strange journey into the macabre and the spooky spooky as a bunch of birds turn up dead in Utah and heathen vikings are unearthed WITH NO DICKS. Davel drops a tale that’ll make you question any roommate you ever bunk up with because it could end…IN MURDER. We apologize for people not speaking into microphones because it was that kinda night.

    1 hr 14 min
  • Hello, Creeps! Episode 55: Seismic

    You know what makes less sense than our first lives? Second Life. Of course, Fredo takes us deep into the odd online world of Second Life and the cases of sexual harassment found in World of Warcraft. Coral isn’t surprised Mordor was found off the coast of Australia but is puzzled by crystal arrowheads dating back thousands of years. Did aliens help out our ancestors or DID WE? This episode takes us to the edge of reality and back. Do we make it without yelling at Davel? Unlikely. Oh, Davel gets an MRI like Eddie Brock.

     

    WHO HAS THE ANSWERS?

    1 hr 14 min
  • **BONUS** Hello, Geeks! Episode 1: Star Wars… And Us

    We’ve been promising it for weeks, and after overcoming an overwhelming amount of laziness it’s here! Hello, Geeks! is our outlet for all the nerdy/geeky topics we often touch on during Hello, Creeps! but never delve into. Don’t fret! This won’t be replacing this week’s episode (out tomorrow), but is just a little bonus for anyone interested in some of the same stuff we are. That said, join us for our inaugural episode touching on The Last Jedi and our feelings on the reactions to the film as well as the fandom. Also, we make fun of people you don’t know a lot, but trust me when I said that they have it coming. Especially Sam. Cheers!

     
    41 min
  • Hello, Creeps! Episode 54: Dogecoin
    Did you think the last two episodes were gross? THINK AGAIN. This week Coral hits us with the tale of an Irish woman that legally married the ghost of a Hatian pirate, Fredo brings us back to the world of online furry porn and Davel wraps it all together by further confusing us with his explanation of cryptocurrency. Come get enraged and puke at the same time! It’s like magic.
    1 hr 4 min
  • Hello, Creeps! Episode 53: I Show U De Plague
    We spent an hour sipping boxed wine and having a deep conversation about life before we hit record so things got off the rails real quick. Fredo delves deep into the world of Final Fantasy brothels where people make way more money than we do in real life, Davel hits us with news of a new plague coming our way and Coral doesn’t know how to handle any of it. Come, let us show you de wey.
    1 hr 3 min
  • Hello, Creeps! Episode 52: The Yiff Awakens
    It’s here: The NEW 52! The landscape of the creep’s universe has changed and nothing will ever be the same again. Tim was never a Robin, Wally West is gone, the Aquaman comic is actually…good? Wait, that’s a whole different New 52, but be prepared for a little bit of geek talk at the end of this episode. This week we discuss furries A LOT. Like, almost too much. Coral can’t seem to escape the likeness of Mother Teresa in every pastry he sees and he tends to gaze upon many baked goods. Davel takes us on a trip to the Congo for some cannibalism and the UK for a wine tasting…FROM HELL. We’ve got a whole lot more in this extra thick ep! Heads up, we’ve got something very special on the way! S’good.

    **There’s some radio interference in this episode again. I apologize!**

    1 hr 10 min
  • Hello, Creeps! Episode 51: Jimbo Christ, Superstar

    WE BACK, Y’ALL. We hope everyone had a Happy Holidays and Happy New Year! We return from our break with an episode recorded before Christmas delving deep into the history of Jesus Christ and his brother…Jimbo. How hard was it for Joseph to raise the son of god and his own asshole son? We got an update on an old serial killer friend and a bunch of other fun stuff. Come see how good we look.

     
    1 hr 6 min
  • Hello, Creeps! Episode 50 (Part 1): Making an Alfy Bear

    It’s finally here! After some holiday debauchery and recovering from food comas, the Creeps are back with a very special episode 50! This episode is dedicated to everyone who has stuck with us, whether you’ve listened from episode 1 or episode 48, we appreciate every one of you! It’s been a fun 50 episodes, and it’ll be a fun 50 more. We’ll keep it fun this week too, as after many requests, Alfy Bear finally joins us once more! Fredo finally ends Mela’s tale in “Portrait of a Final Fantasy Family,” while Carlos covers the case of a pretty shitty fortune teller. Like, she just doesn’t really know how to do business. It’s sad. Thank you, everyone and enjoy!

     
    52 min
  • Hello, Creeps! Episode 49: Sacradelicious

    The Creeps do their best to bring a childhood nightmare of Fredo’s back to life as OJ weasels his way back into the news. This time, however, he’s the one who’s scared! That’s right, fuck you OJ! I AIN’T SCARED NO MORE. Ahem, in other news… Davel takes down a different type of darkness hole with a sex cult involving…Chloe from Smallville? Damn, feels like I’m going crazy. Hope they still call me Superman.

     
    1 hr 8 min

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Covering everything from the spooky spooky to the extraterrestrial to the secret societies running our government, we do it all for a cheap laugh.