Hello, Creeps!

In this very special bonus episode, the Geeks pick their top five favorite comic book stories/arcs/runs of all time! What popular characters made the list? Superman? Punisher? Swamp Thing? Prez? Spoiler: Prez definitely didn't make anyone's list, but you may be surprised at what did! Join us for a very LONG conversation that should make you laugh, but also envision us with the thiccest of neck beards. Yes, I spelled thiccest correctly.

This week's episode is very special as the Creeps celebrate their 2 year anniversary! Can you believe it? Two whole years of three best buds sitting around and civilly discussing all the injustices of the world and how to best correct them. What? We're the ones who make dick jokes? Well, you say potato and I say potato and there's actually no good way to transcribe that. Anyway, unlike last year where we drank ourselves silly, this year we make our selves some chocolate milk like toddlers and answer some of your listener-submitted questions! Thank you very much to all that submitted and an extra big thank you to all of you who have listened to us, subscribed, bought a shirt, given us a positive review, or even just took the the time to message us. It means a lot to us and we hope to entertain you for many more years to come.

The Creeps are too tired to make any sort of sense this week, but not too tired to bring you the high quakity podcast you've come to expect, BAY-BEH. OK, maybe not high quality, but it's something. This week learn about a woman who ptoproba watched too much Batman Returns and underwent a complete personality change to something...interesting after a bump on the head. We've also got the potential recipe for a real life super soldier, and the odd tale of Japanaese butt pranks that end in death. Yep, you definitely read that right. 

It's episode 69 and you better believe the Creeps spend the entirety of the episode laughing at the sexiest and funniest of all the numbers like a bunch of teenage boys. So if you're a fan of the very easy 69 jokes join us! Otherwise we've also got a tale of Chinam-- a group of Asians who seemed to take particular cloud formations as an omen and a very strange conspiracy theory regarding... Andrew WK? Get woke and party hard.

The Creeps are back and exploring some ancient Christian relics Indiana Jones style! It doesn't even matter that Indiana was the dog's name cuz this episode is bitchin'. Not only do we go into the alleged bones of a saint, but we return to exploring the world of otherkin and the absolute insanity of their lives (and I do mean liveS).

The Creeps traverse the next chapter of the United States' manifest destiny: space! We're here to give you what's really really real and good with the Space Force news. Is it replacing the air force? Will we dominate and reign supreme over all other life in space as we do here on boring old Earth? Are we funding god damn GUNDAMS? Only one way to find out! As a bonus, you can also listen to Davel expertly and soberly (LOL) build and interconnect a complex series of related stories so seamlessly, you're gonna have to hold on to your butts! Just kidding, he is absolutely trashed, but still makes a pretty good segue. Enjoy!

We're officially on our own! This is our first episode strictly on hellocreeps.com and we are very psyched to bring you the same brand of awful shit but with superior audio quality! We open the show throwing some respect on a fellow Jersey boy we all loved then Coral takes us to Israel where a 3 year old boy speaks perfect English and no one in his family understands how. Davel hits us with some back to back cult action: Wild Wild Country almost expanded to NJ and the lead singer of the band Aiden has a sex cult. We close the show discussing some grave robbings and going deep into our Carribean roots and the Santeria that runs through our blood. It's a mixed bag of nightmares.

The Creeps are back this week with the most...tired episode ever. That's right, we were straight up exhausted. Davel hadn't even slept before we recorded this! Don't fret, we combat delirium hard in an effort to bring you a second helping of tiny, wonderful selections involving gladiator...clowns? You know what we mean. If you were worried we wouldn't get dark or that wasn't dark enough, Davel comes through with some another tragic baby tale while Coral takes us on a journey with the oldest and most miserable person in the world.

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We got a brand new episode full of people trying to GET IN THE PIT AND TRY TO LOVE SOMEONE. We open the show with some sweet questions involving our very own Misery scenario and what Fredo’s mouth do. We step into a Pet Sematary and see what we’d do if our pets came back to life ready to murder and party. Fredo dreams in digital and takes us back into the World of Warcraft for a terrifying tale of stalking and perversion. We mention Eve 6 at some point. I don’t know. Check it out!