Hello, Creeps!

Come experience a real diversity of topics this week, as the Creeps explore the wonderful revelation of ancestry through DNA testing, the concept of immortality, African mysticism, and discuss the possibilities and social ramifications of time travel. 

Nah, jk. We talk about Coral' and Fre's 23 and Me results and probably make a ton of inappropriate comments, a bunch of witches being burned in Africa; we discuss immortality, but not without making at least one Lazarus Pit comment, and the possibility that the 56th President of the United States was born at the end of 2018 and revealed by a time traveler from the future. I could have left it at the first paragraph, but then we definitely wouldn't have been real 1s. We would have been fake 1s and that that shit is not okay.

The Creeps dip into their cheery side this week, discussing some of the finer, heart warming parts of the Michael Jackson documentary, followed by a cool hour of listening to Ignition by a very inncocent Robert Kelly. 

That's what I would be saying if this episode was being presented on Earth 2, but alas we are actually talking about two pop stars engulfed in darkness, as well as the death of a real one in Keith Flint of Prodigy. This shit sundae at least has a homemade whipped cream topping made of listener questions and Fre's experiences as an adult in college surrounded by 20somethings. It's not a good time.

What do you get when you mix a bear, Ted Bundy, Master P, No Limit Soldiers, R. Kelly, and Big Foot? You get this bizarre episode of Hello, Creeps! Is Ted Bundy haunting Lily Collins' for her portrayal of his girlfriend in the new Bundy biopic? Is the bear who saved a small child actually just Big Foot? Is Master P in that body? Finally, in usual Hello Creeps! fashion, we use our expert journalistic prowess to bring to you the latest news regarding R. Kelly's indictment by reading a story covered in literally every news site on the internet. Enjoy!

In this brand new episode Fre and Coral tag team a Q&A for the first time in Creeps history! On this night, two became one (with vodka). Find out if the Creeps ever seen a ghost while they discuss the ghosts of music's past and discuss Ke$ha, The Offspring and late 90's TRL battles at an unnecessary length. Davel sends in a weird fuck, marry, kill as only he can and find out which one of our regrets haunts us the most? All this and more darkness! Enjoy. You probably won't.

The boys are back in town and they are pretty drunk. Coral and Fre with special guest Tito's Vodka take a journey into the world of prehistoric parasites and what their reemergence in modern day means for mankind along with a horrible look at what happens when Sandy Hook shooting conspiracy theorists take their shit a bit too far. There's a lot more going on in the episode but, honestly, we don't fucking remember.

Just the two of us, Fre and I. In the first official Creeps of 2019 Fre and Coral tag team some old school gods that are starting to gain some modern day traction. What does a skinless man have to do with fertility? Not a clue, but we're pretty sure our ancestors just really wanted to bone. Is Zeus back trying to knock ladies up in the form of a bull? Honestly, it'd be the least weird thing going on in the news. All this and a whole lot more on a brand new sacradelicious episode!

Davel returns for one night to tackle Yerry in a debate that has been culminating over the past several weeks of shows both on and off air. On this New Year's Day, we will determine who, in fact, is the superior father figure: Albus Dumbledore of Harry Potter fame or Scott Calvin of The Santa Clause franchise. Join these two extremely mediocre public speakers present facts, but mostly extreme conjecture, as they attempt to settle this blazing dispute. WHo wins? It's up to you! Stay tuned for a poll. Have a safe and happy New Year, everyone!

Cha returns to guest host this week as the gang fields some more listener-submitted questions, explores Jennifer Aniston's pre-Friends romp with a ghost looking to cop a feel, and an update on the survivors of R. Kelly's sex circus and the foiled attempts to get them to shut up about their abuse. So yeah, happy holidays!

The Creeps are back with special guest host Cha this week answering some listener-submitted questions heavily revolving around poo. You can skip that if it's too gross and get right to the pee of the episode as we update you on a certain pirate ghost's bride,  some SWEET UFO courses at a prestigious college, the possibilities of sending KoRn lyrics to space and some hissin' and pissin' about Vatican secrets. 

The Creeps are back this week with the highly requested and highly enraged with us Alfy Bear. Is this episode where he snaps and buries us underneath his floor boards? After a few tales regarding a magic mask not worn by Jim Carrey, on point Israeli accents, predictions of the Mars Phoenix Suns team led by Sir Charles and Marvin the Martian, and metahumans being created in China, it's at least possible we've lost another guest host. At least we left with our limbs in tact!