Hello, Creeps!

What's bigger than episode 100? Episode NINETEEN~ NINETY NINE of course! In honor of this episode, Fre reads off odd news clipping from this week in 1999. Coral revisits Bigfoot, presenting FACTUAL* evidence that the FBI tried to recruit this creature of legend into their ranks AND proof that we've figured out who Bigfoot really is. Is it possibly a hit R&B singer from the 90s? Only one way to find out. 

*= Facts are, of course, open to interpretation.

Ever entered an abandoned MMO? If you're a normal, functioning human being, probably not. The Creeps, however, cover a person who did but ended up not being as alone as he thought! In honor of Pride month, Coral covers two stories regarding homophobia so utterly ridiculous, you'd think we're making it up. We're not. Journalists never make anything up. Enjoy!

The Creeps are back this week, breaking more news on former friend of the show, now bitter enemy and disgusting criminal....you guessed it: R. Kelly. After the Coral and Free take a figurative and possibly literal piss on him, the two discuss this year's new batch of crop as well as their personal interpretation of these mysterious phenomenon. I can't promise there are no dick jokes during that discussion. Finally, Free delves into the remains of mysterious birdmen from thousands of years ago, but really just reference famed rapped Birdman waaaaay too much. Enjoy?

The Creeps are back on the home stretch to episode 100 as they field some questions from some of the show's faithful. Who would the Creeps sacrifice to acquire the Soul Stone? What foul go-go bar would they haunt? What would they give up for a glimpse of Big Foot's dick? All that is answered plus Coral delves into the mystery of some decapitated goats that is being pinned on the innocent Pagans. Enjoy some top notch journalism lol jk. 

This week take a journey with us to Rome to suck down some handmade pasta and train to be exorcists. Do we spend a lot of time discussing Jesus getting it in once he found out he was gonna die? Most definitely. After that we journey to the basement where we take a look at another gaming fetish Fredo swears he doesn't partake in but we know is only half true. Come and listen to a brand new episode that almost guarantees you'll see both of us in hell. I mean, if you laugh you're probably just as horrible as us. See you in eternal damnation!

This is a wild one. After breaking down the generational gap in what is considered alternative music, Coral educates us on the aliens living among us, breeding extraterrestrial and human hybrids to assist in surviving the coming harsh climate changes but also to get that human booty. Fre then takes us on a sexual journey through the world of Dom/Sub play...as applied to role playing game tank/healer roles? Yep, listen to this incredibly professional breakdown on TANK SLUTS and HEAL SLUTS and get ready to never play WOW or Final Fantasy  XIV the same way again.  One step closer to becoming SEX SOUNDS, baby!

This week Fre hosts the Academy Awards and Coral cries over a fictional orangutan. Before any of that makes sense we take a look at the 2020 Democratic candidates' stances on UFOs, the Loch Ness Monster spotted outside of a local pub and an in depth discussion of some of the weirdest things we've seen when we were hammered. Do we reference another random 90's band more than once throughout the episode? Without question.

Coral takes the Creeps on a tour of Savannah, Georgia this week as be recounts some of his experiences from the most haunted city in the United States. Spoilers, however, as he fails to mention how all the dood cooked in pig fat has haunted him since his return. Some lazy journalism, we know, but we make up for it covering the Notre Dame fire and the apparently appearance of Jesus' likeness in the flames followed by 20 minutes of blasting the Catholic Church for centuries of cruelty and evil. 

The episode needed some levity at this point so we talked about a caveman who ate and pooped out an entire rattlesnake. AKA, the first Real 1 who ever walked the earth.

The boys are back after a long Wrestlemania week to mix heroin, mashed potatoes and hidden pyramids in a delicious cocktail nobody wants or even asked for. Coral takes us up north where a journalist claims to have proof of ancient pyramids located under the mountains of Alaska and presents some of the most convincing evidence to date. We hit Mississippi after for a mysterious tater snack delivered to residents while they slumber. We close the episode out with Fre dropping some heat on the death of Kurt Cobain that connects him to a wild CIA conspiracy but definitely not to “Malibu” by Hole. I’m not saying we solved Kurt’s death but there’s a 95% chance we discuss “Celebrity Skin” by Hole more than once.

You may think that this is just a very immature title put up by a couple of guys who make way too many dick jokes, but I assure you there is an actual story to accompany this! Find out if an Indonesian woman succumbed to her well-endowed husband or if it was possibly something far less ridiculous that has plagued her for her whole life. Also, yes, we just liked having dick in the title.

Coral also brings us some news about Tom DeLonge's new alien show, a possibly haunted super market, and other non-penis stories for the more sophisticated audience.