Hello, Creeps!

Hello, Creeps!

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Hello, Creeps! episodes

  • Hello, Creeps! Episode 80: Forest Fires Can't Melt Aluminum

    The Creeps, they are a changin'. We open the show with a big announcement on the current state and future of the show. Don't worry, we ain't dead yet. We kick in business as usual with tales of ghost dads saving lives, ghost ships from North Korea and the lack of ghosts in the conspiracy theory behind the California forest fires that honestly left Coral confused and enraged. We should be back on schedule with new episodes each week moving forward! Berry spooky times ahead. Big thanks to our guest host, @jerrym__.

    54 min
  • Hello, Creeps! Episode 79: Vampiro, Not Bambino! (Late Halloween Episode)

    #FindFredo mercifully comes to an end as the band reunites for the first time in a month for a late Halloween and mid-way to Thanksgiving episode! Where did Fredo go? What did everyone do to celebrate Halloween? Are the little bambinos vampiros? Are ghotly nursery rhymes haunting innocent people? Is history a flimflam? Find all this out on this jam-packed episode of Hello, Creeps!

    1 hr 3 min
  • Hello, Creeps! Episode 78: The Credit of a Homeless Ghost

    #FindFredo rolls on this week and Cha returns to fill in for our beloved Creep. The Halloween season gets us talking horror genres with a great listener submitted question, Coral takes us up into some Russian space station sabotage and Cha takes us on a journey through the Jerry Sandusky trial that we did not enjoy. You a Real 1 for finishing this one.

    1 hr 10 min
  • Hello, Creeps! Episode 77: A Dry Birth (Q & Ayyy)

    Someone is trying to take The Creeps out one by one. Fredo goes missing this week, but Cha fills in once more and makes that microphone his bitch. An impromptu Q & A turns into an entire episode because we had some excellent questions. Come find out our favorite mythical creatures, would we fuck Pinhead in the basement of a club in 1992, what our soundtrack to the apocalypse would be, drunken tales and so much more! This episode reveals many dark truths. Enjoy!

    1 hr 4 min
  • Hello, Creeps! Episode 76: Hey, Baby You're a Real 1 (Agua Para Cha-colate)

    Hey, I heard you were a real 1...Oooooooh oh, yeah baby. Cha is back we are still trying to #FindDavel. Spoilers: we forget about that to focus on some real 1 hot boy shit, like what Hello, Creeps stories of yesteryear we feel define us as individuals. Real deep, emotional stuff you come here for and not at all the dick jokes. Addtionally, Coral discusses an odd case of murder...over memes? Lastly, Cha goes off the deep end investigating the Mother of Darkness Castle in Belgium. Come hear him crack .

    1 hr 14 min
  • Hello, Creeps! Episode 75: El Condorito

    What happens when Davel's gone missing/kidnapped/returned to the heap to recharge his basura powers and the guys hit the bar for 3 hours before recording? NOTHING GOOD. Join Fre, Coral and special guest host Cha for an episode where Fre asks a deep ass question that results in fictional character dick talk, Coral takes us to a Siberian Jurassic Park and Cha breaks down the true connections between Beyonce, Jay-Z, witchcraft and the illuminati. Join us for this utter trainwreck of an episode. Also, let us know if you've seen Davel. We found a note about the second week of October and he hasn't turned up since.

    54 min
  • **BONUS** Hello, Geeks! Episode 4: Tiger Driver '91 Presents: King of Jabrons 2018 (Yup, we did a wrestling episode)

    Who is the best wrestler in the world? Who is the most talented? Who has had the best matches throughout their career? Who's D is biggest? We ask none of those questions except for the last one, which we ask regardless of topic. Nope, this is the illustrious King Jabron tournament where the worst of the worst clash for jamoke supremacy .Who was picked , who wins? Did the recorder cut out Fre's epic intro? Only one way to find out!

     

    Also wanna send thanks to our boy and King Jabron partcipant Cha for the wonderful cover art. Check out more of his heaters on insyagram @young.hummus

    2 hr 1 min
  • You Bring Me Closer to God(s)

    Sorry for the delay, creeps! But you know...distance makes the heart grow fonder and all that. In this case, it's not distance just absolute laziness. Anyway, welcome back! We are coming back strongAF with some tales on gods and the women that love them! That's right, Freh brings you a special report on godspouses. How do they see each other? How do they communicate? How do they... you know...? Come speculate with the Creeps as they cover that and a selection of creepy tales brought to you by Davel.

    1 hr 6 min
  • Coral Don't (or does) Practice Santeria

    The Creeps are back with very special episode this week. Coral has returned from the motherland to regale us with tales of his adventures in modern-day Cuba. Hear about his interaction with the fine people of the island, his descent into Santeria, and hopefully an in-depth review on banger cafe con leche spots. Enjoy!

    1 hr 14 min
  • Hello, Creeps! Episode 72: Interview With DaVampeer the GRAVEDIGGER-kin

    Did you ever think that big foot's dick could ever be used against someone in their political campaign? The Creeps return this week to confirm that it has, in fact, been done. Join us this week to find about how Sasquatch's girthy, hairy, hog almost cost someone their political race. If you think that dick joke was far too easy, then come for the tales of mysterious amputations crazed brunch patrons, and just who in fact the Creeps connect with on a fiction/otherkin level. Is Davel actually the monster truck Gravedigger? Only one way to find out!

    50 min

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Covering everything from the spooky spooky to the extraterrestrial to the secret societies running our government, we do it all for a cheap laugh.