Hello, Creeps!

It is very hot in the Boo Box, so the juices are flowing like wine. A very special guest, Tony Clifton, opens the episode possessing Davel and discussing his long standing feud with Andy Kaufman. We got a new batch of questions that drop us in some scenarios involving necrophilia, disposing of a body and shark attacks. It’ll all make sense after you listen. Maybe? Allison Mack and her human trafficking sex cult NXIVM are back for a third time! Shit is getting fucking real with the Clinton Foundation, a Seagrams ginger ale heiress and the Rothchilds involved. Allison Mack or another random cast member of Smallville will be a guest on the show or we will die trying, god dammit. Give it a listen!

Fre and Davel open the show almost driving Coral to the brink of insanity, so all is normal here in radio land! We start our journey at Sulk Lake City, where some teens start their day getting a little high with friends and end it at the bottom of a mine shaft. Ain’t that some shit? Next we travel to Heaven with a woman that had a near death experience and got a glimpse at some of the ass backwards shit they got going on up there. Davel decides he’d opt out of this afterlife and stay on Earth as a ghost. Find out exactly how he plans to torment Fre and Coral for the rest of their lives. It goes as awful as you’d expect.

**SPOILERS** PART 2 OF THE HYPE.

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Not feeling so good? We’re not either after watching beloved characters turn to ash, but that didn’t stop us from gathering the 6 Hypefinity Stones as the Creeps alter reality and become the Geeks for a second time, bringing you their Infinity War episode! Curious as to what we thought of Marvel’s cinematic culmination of a decade of excellence? Open your ears and let us in, baby.

Coral spent some time in DC and fills us in on all the Reptilians and pie he came across before opening the show with another listener submitted question! When the aliens invade, will The Creeps stay loyal to Earth or work for our new extraterrestrial overlords? These creeps ain’t loyal. Fredo gets rotten and takes us on a journey into the odd world of “fujoshi” fandom and makes us question…everything. Davel bums us out by recounting the final days of Casey Kasem’s corpse, gives us some information on the price of cryogenically freezing our heads, and a dude holding a Domino's Pizza hostage. We close the show in Aurora, Texas, where we look into a UFO crash and a chill alien named Ned. There’s a lot going on here.

YEEEEEE-HAWWWWW PARDNAS! WELCOME TO ANOTHER HELLO CREEPS ALL YER ALL FOLKS OUT DER IN RADIOLAND. WE GOT US A FRIKKIN HOOTNANY OF EN EPISODE THIS WEEK! CORAL POSES SOME QUESTIONS AND THAT DAMNED CITU SLICKER DAVEL TALKS JUST GALKS ABOUT ENJOYING GETTING THE TAR STIMPED OUT OF HIM LIKE SOME NAMBY PAMBY. GOD DAMNED HALF WIT. ANYAAY STAKES GET FUCKIN HIGH IN THE SKY WHEN WE REVEAL PHYSICS AINT WORTH A CRIPPLE AT A HOEDOWN IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT. IM SAYIN WE GOT 52 UNIVERSES AND IN ONE OF EM IM A COWBOY. DAVEL DEPRESSES US WITH A STORY ABOUT STAN LEE BECAUSE WHY NOT? DAMN YANKEE HALFWIT.  WHY AM I YELLING? WHAT IN TARNATION? HEAD EM UP MOVE EM OUT AND YEEEEEEHAAAWWWWW

The Creeps are back with another banger for all the freaks out there in Radio Land! Every wish you could just back up your memories after you die so your family could gain access to your deepest, darkest secrets and true feelings on all of them? No? Well, too bad because the dystopian future we’re all heading full speed ahead for is going to do it whether you like it or not! Coral covers how close that technology truly is. Ever wish you could live a false life in a digital world where you can do anything? Maybe? Fre covers a unique Second Life experience that actually doesn’t involve weird sex stuff. Well, kinda. Finally, Davel gives us an update on NXVIM and whether someone will truly ever save Allison Mack. More importantly, we read off some hilarious Instagram comments regarding the whole thing. Enjoy!

The Creeps return to action this week, answering some listener-submitted questions and scenarios. How will Coral, Davel, and Fre coexist on one body? Who gets to crank it? Who has the answers?! Only one way to find out! As a bonus, not only will you find out which host will feel most violated, but you’ll hear some lovely stories regarding potential life on Mars, man’s best friend, and the epic battle for Charles Manson’s rotting corpse! Tune in, Radio Land!

WE BACK, Y’ALL. Coral has returned from his pizza quest in Italy and he is not alone! Our old friend Cha joins us for a strange journey into the macabre and the spooky spooky as a bunch of birds turn up dead in Utah and heathen vikings are unearthed WITH NO DICKS. Davel drops a tale that’ll make you question any roommate you ever bunk up with because it could end…IN MURDER. We apologize for people not speaking into microphones because it was that kinda night.