Hello, Creeps!

After a brief hiatus, the Creeps come back red hot and full of fresh new dick jokes. The content you crave. I assume you only came for that, but if not, stay as the Creeps cover the truck found in England with 39 dead bodies, a very real and legitimate subway wizard who will grant you a wish, and a the potential invention of an invisibility cloak and the countless perverted possibilities for teenage Fre and Coral. Enjoy!

After a brief hiatus, the Creeps are back and waste no time diving back into highly offensive impersonations. But first, Coral takes us back to Area 51 to cover the god damn hero who Naruto ran behind the news crew, Bud Lite's limited edition alien cans, and the story of two presumably secret lovers who used a UFO sighting as a cover up for their rugged love affair. Fre takes us to the sea, where dolphins get FUCKED UP, as well as Japan for some culture. Yeah, culture. 

The Creeps are back this week, really flaunting their 12 combined credits in film and how much more informed they are in the art of cinema than everyone especially Davel. Oh, and lest we forget the hacked sex toys being used to spy on their users and an in depth discussion on fucking SPACE LAW. Typical episode. 

It's a special birthday extravaganza! The Trash Lord himself rejoins the cast for a little anniversary fun as the crew is back on their bullshit once more. Fre covers a story of plagued prairie dogs doing the world a favor and fucking with a Phish concert. Davel updates us on an old tail and accuses a celebrity's father of assassinating JFK. Coral explores a haunted museum and a Twister the movie alien thing. Yeah, that. 

Do you like video games? How about MMOs? Do you think people that don't erotic roleplay are arrogant jerks? Well, the woman that wrote Fre's article certainly thinks YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT. Hi, it's the Creeps. This week we dive back into the online culture of getting your rocks off in video games and we follow Coral's righteous journey through Portland on his neverending search for Bigfoot. It's hot out there, so cool off your calocha with another ice cold episode of hard hitting journalism and 90's references you will neither want or like!

The Creeps are back this week discussing the most legendary sixth man of all time ad nauseum. The man, the myth, the bull, the mermaid: Toni Kukoc. Why? Because real recognize real that's why. Coral and Fre seamlessly integrate the Croation Sensation into a tale of potentially real mermaids, donated bodies being used for far more gruesome purposes, and a small boy who thinks he's Princess Diana. My man should have thought he was Toni Kukoc instead because he's still alive, well, and sporting DEM RINGS MY DUDES. 

The Creeps storm Area 51 this week, but with their sexy words instead of their feeble bodies. Join us as we join in on the fun that will, no doubt, turn into the demise of thousands. Don't matter as long as cheeks get clapped on Mars, baby! 

In more serious news, Coral covers the story of a man released from prison because he was deemed too old to kill again...and kills again. Fre takes us on a journey covering the epic feud between two hentai juggernauts. Yep, you read that right. Enjoy, senpais!

Florida man is at it again! Ever mistaken a full grown adult man for a lizard? Leave it to Florida to provide us with someone who has. A man trained to hunt lizards...of course. Coral then presents the story of a racist piece of garbage who murdered someone over rap music as well as the sad tale of a lit paranormal bookstore on the outs due to people just being too spiritually asleep to understand just how sikkkkk a shop they got. Enjoy!

Hot off the heels of episode 100, Fre and Coral take no sabbath as they continue to deliver that hard hitting journalism that you never knew you needed or probably want at all. Join them this week for some awkward mom tales, real life Dungeons and Dragons nightmare stories, another sad tale of a misunderstood witch, and a court room suicide unfortunately gone wrong...or right? 

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Three years into this fever dream and we’ve made it to episode 100! Our good brother Trash Goblin Davel returns to help us celebrate this monumental episode the same way we started all this: getting drunk on wine and talking nonsense. Join us for one of our favorite Q&A’s to date involving alien sex, cryptids, John Lithgow and so much more! Davel also takes us into some weird stories involving secret oceanic bases and interdimensional travel in NJ. Thank you all so much for joining us on this journey. Having you laugh with us every week for the last three years means more to us than you could ever know. Here’s to 100 more! Maybe?