Hello, Creeps!

The Creeps come at you hard from quarantine this week. Civilization continues its ever-quickening descent into madness, but the Coral and Fre still have time to read you a story about a famous porn star's side job as a fucking SHAMAN as well as a nice, pleasant, giddy tale about pre-WW2 Hitler and how he was such a swell, nice fellow to a group of girl scouts from England. Isn't that nice? Wow, totally makes up for genocide and world domination, right? RIGHT?

You're in for a treat this week with this wild one of an episode. Be grateful we are fatherless on father's day so we can bring you maximum entertainment without being burdened by patriarchal obligations! Ha! Join us as we cover the newest doomsday signs as well as the new Mayan predicted date that may or may not have past. We also discuss the haunted hotel NBA players were just to spooked to stay in. Did John Starks ask to sleep in Patrick Ewing's room because he was afraid? We're gonna say definitely. Enjoy!

We're going to break away from the usual nonsense we reserve for this space to briefly declare that Hello, Creeps! and our extended family stand fully behind BLM and the movement to annihilate outward and systematic racism in this country. You'll hear a lot about it in the first half of the episode, buy we encourage you to do what you can to contribute to the cause in whatever way you feel fulfills you and raises the community. Here's a quote from Shakespeare's "Comedy of Errors" spoken by Dromio of Ephesus that has been stuck in my mind for the past week that is all too applicable:

The Creeps return and assess just how haunted Fre's apartment is. Find out how many boxes of straight up spooky shit Coral checks off that would explain Fre's insanity. Speaking of which, he spews some of the insanity that's driven him into deep rabbit holes since the last episode as he tries to uncover more information in Jenova as well as discovering other creepy mini cult leaders. Also Fre is now in a cult...so there's that. 

The Creeps are back and coming to you live from the all-consuming quarantine madness. Come hear us descend just a little bit further into hilarity. Coral has some sad news on the Roswell Galacticon immediately followed by a harsh judgement on UFO elitists. Fre has an update on everyone's favorite Final Fantasy House soulbounder Jennifer Cornet as well as her super villain origin story. Also, Coral becomes Ken Griffey Jr. and this episode is brought to you by Bic Razors but also 100% is not. 

Coral's life partner Fre is busy fighting Covid-69 so his other life partner steps up to fill in as a guest host! Pau, Coral's wife, finally pops in to touch on tales of Creeps past: Find out what her favorite haunted experiences were, her perspective of the night Coral was baptized into santeria and some weird experiences she's had throughout her life. If you ever wondered who could possibly agree to marry someone on this show here's your chance to find out! Thank you to Pau for filling in!

Isolation can't hold the Creeps down, as they break down the walls of quarantine (at a safe distance of course) and bring you isolation fun. Coral discusses his intense experience with the prospect of death, Fre discusses a pizza he should not have consumed all of, and the Creeps dive into the idea of astral projection. Where will they end up and while will it be Davel's room to terrify him? Only one way to find out! Stay safe!

No pandemic can stop the Creeps! We've adapted and overcome to bring you the news your crave. Or don't want at all. I don't know. In any case, this week Fre informs you of the real plague we should be watching while Coral drops a cryptid in Africa you probably never heard of. There's a story about a burger and a magical plantain land that aliens landed in too. Yep. 

The Creeps are coming at you from the newly quarantined Boo Box to bring you the regularly scheduled funnies because this is the one show you can NEVER cancel, baby. Unless one of us gets the 'rona then we definitely cancelled. Nonetheless, the show goes on and Fre explores the possibility of this pandemic being predicted years ago. Could we have prevented this if we listened to some loony old battle axe? Coral pays his respects to Mad Mike Hughes and his final moments of trying to prove the Earth is flat. Fre is...less respectful. Enjoy and stay safe out there!

This week, the Creeps take you back to their uncomfortable past and Coral takes you through his uncomfortable present. Fre discusses his odd day and an old backyard wrestling injury that leads him to perusing an old LiveJournal account and sharing some of his shame. Coral shares a detailed account of his visit to Zak Bagan's Haunted Museum in Vegas. How much spooky spooky did Coral bring home with him? Will he be in the next Conjuring movie? Is Coral now Patrick Wilson? IS HE FUCKING NITE OWL? Only one way to find out.