Hello, Creeps!

part 2!

The contract dispute hasn’t been resolved, so Davel is silent once more. Our buddy Alfred fills in this week (who we are convinced is the illegitimate son of Ted Bundy), and he’s been yelling at us about our conspiracy theories for years. He runs down a list of the most enraging things we’ve said on the show that’s made him yell at his car stereo or almost throw his work speakers out the window. Then he gets serious and presents some facts on a child pedophilia ring on mars. Coral discusses sightings of the Chupacabra in Southern California as well as the possibility of it still being gay. Fredo opens up about his childhood irrational fears (ranging from OJ, the dude that killed Versace and the ghost of Princess Diana) then takes us back home for an alien reptile internet ‘cult’ and it’s role in a NJ man’s death. This one was a blast! Thanks again to @young.hummus from @eyehatepins for this AMAZING episode art. Fredo looks gorgeous.

The Creeps get a guest host as Davel is M.I.A. this week! Or is he? Going to have to listen to find out! Regardless, guest host and artist, Cha, joins us for some fun this week. Luckily, this mystery is accompanied by a story regarding a haunted couch and an incredibly Hispanic, bread-loving cryptid. If that wasn’t enough, you better believe we cover R. Kelly’s cult of slave women and almost definitely cover more than one R. Kelly and Dave Chappelle banger. Enjoy!

Please be sure to check out our guest host and artist for this week Cha’s artistic endeavors on Instagram! He’s incredibly talented and only getting better by the day! Most of his stuff can be found at @young.humus and he has pins for sale at @eyehatepins!

Part two of our rendezvous with Tom of Kissing Candice is here! Tommy fields some questions with the Creeps followed by mostly ridiculous conversations regarding video games and — you guessed it — horror flicks! It’s a fun one!

The Creeps have some company this week on a special two-parter with a very special guest. Old friend and professional litterer Tom Sciro of Kissing Candice stops by for a chat about the spooky spooky and the weird. The Creeps discuss real life Doc Frankensteins, surgically dissected sharks, and a Florida delivery man who wasn’t going to take shit while Tom discusses life on the road and the strange, and sometimes, haunting occurrences he has experienced. Enjoy and be sure to check out Tom’s band, Kissing Candice!

The Creeps explore the evolution of man on another planet in a deep, intelligent conversation referencing Darwin and other great minds of our time to cement their hypothesis on how human form will deviate once we colonize Mars. That’s what I would be typing if we weren’t 3 idiots. Instead we make a lot of Martian Manhunter and Marvin the Martian references and turn Davel into a spineless space worm. So this is probably better. Also in this episode is discussion about haunted locations, a dick-eating pig, and the usual Davel brand of darkness involving an innocent kitten. Enjoy!

Set up a stripper pole in your bedroom and pour some sugar on the latest episode of Hello, Creeps! Join the conversation as we discuss an unusual rice crispy bullet, a good ol’ hillbilly murder spree by a guy with at least 7 first names, Katy Perry’s mind control breakdown, and a very creepy, bloody, and emotional listener-submitted story!

In this episode Davel discusses his run in with a ghost or a possible mental break. Fredo let’s everyone know just how deep into darkness he’s willing to go for his love of pancakes. We got cannibals in Florida and heavy petting zoos in Indonesia. This episode has absolutely nothing pleasant. But that’s how you like it! We apologize ahead of time.

We hope you like Alice in Chains because the Creeps do their rendition of Rooster far too many times this episode! Even if you don’t, stay for the tales of Fre and the rat who is squaring up to throw down for control of his apartment, stories of Kurt Russel and his extraterrestrial experiences, the recent death of the world’s (potentially) oldest man, cops getting accidentally lit on hardAF drugs, an angel of death preying on infants, and much much more darkness.