Hello Stupid

Has a man ever been too full to f**k? Are women who claim they are just looking for another way to say “no”? Why is all of our email coming from Europe and Rapid Eye? Is Canadia finally superior to the U.S.? What the hell is wrong with Mark and his whole, “I don’t like … Continue reading Too Full To F**k – HS18 →

Would a hi-tech sex robot be better than free porn on the web and a box of extra strength tissues?? Will Mike’s amazement over the amount of available sex robots ever subside? Is Mark getting Mike a sex robot for Christmas, and if so, will anyone ever see Mike again? Does anyone want to guess … Continue reading Fake Rubber Booty – HS17 →

Did Mark lose his virginity watching Star Wars? Is sex with a tree satisfying, and how do you handle the splinter explanation in the ER? In the 70’s/80’s, was the Move movement more entertaining than the Eagles? Why is Mark researching weird sex philia names, and should Mike be scared? Any guesses on who Mike’s … Continue reading The Secret Eroticism of Trees and Star Wars is About Losing Your Virginity – HS16 →

Is Mike moving to Florida to open a zoo? How, at 75, does Debbie Harry still give Mark wood? Is it a mistake to meet your hero? Why doesn’t Chris Barron love us? Why is Rapid Eye the only one writing to us? Is he more lonely than we are? How come Mark never calls … Continue reading Getting Mauled in Florida, and Debbie Harry Gives Mark Wood – HS15 →

Are Mike & Mark still professional podcasters? Is sex better with someone that you love, or someone that doesn’t care and will let you treat them like a Madison Ivy sex doll? How long will we miss Eddie, and is Rock as dead as he is now? Can Mark & Mike save your musical world … Continue reading The Best Rock Songs You May Not Know About and Sex with Fragile Egos. – HS14 →

Why did Eddie leave us? Is horse cuckolding the newest reason to stay out of Florida? Why do old bands that were excellent, insist on combing back and just sucking balls? Is there a real conversation about music hidden in this episode of Hello Stupid? Were Mark and Mike able to keep the show under … Continue reading Eddie Van Halen is gone, and horse cuckolding must be a Florida thing – HS13 →

Is this what professional podcasting should sound like? Was it really 15 years ago that Mike launched UC Radio? Is Zaldor the sexiest man in Detroit? Did Mark really try to give us a history lesson about the Cold War? Did Mike’s mom find “Pussy the Musical”, and is he still in the will. Are … Continue reading Yogurt Ropes and Ring Tones (Let’s try this again…) – HS12 →

Lovely Sara The Virgin…proof that guys aren’t the only ones beating off to Mark’s voice. I have no idea what else we talked about on this episode of Hello Stupid, absolutely none. Once Mark played Sara rubbing one out, I kind of went into a fog, had trouble keeping my pants on, and was losing … Continue reading Sara The Virgin: The Lost Tapes – HS11 →

Is it wrong to catfish the disabled? Why did Mark let Mike play guitar on the show? Why is Mark so enamored with shadow puppets? Is Mike the worlds foremost authority on Belizean bathrooms? “Shadow Puppets and Somber String”, great band name, or just a really bad idea? This and way too much more on … Continue reading Dirty Shadow Puppets – HS10 →

Why is Mark obsessed with taints? What’s a Mother Love Bone? Why do I keep spending money on stupid games? What happened to all of the arcades? How do we get Dolphin shorts back on hot coeds that can pull them off, and KFC says what? [email protected] https://www.facebook.com/hellostupidshow @hellostupidshow