Hello Stupid

Have Mike & Mark found the next big Olympic event, and is PETA going to have a fit? Is it possible that Mr. Potato Head will make a comeback as the next new sex toy? Are sexy fruits and veggies Mark & Mike’s next Billion Dollar idea? Should Pussy the Musical be nominated for a … Continue reading The Next Great Olympic Event – HS28 →

Is it really wrong to touch yourself in an elevator, or should you stick to just touching others? What about just rubbing up on a book, rock, tree, stump (leg or tree), does that count? Is yelling "C'est Fini!" wrong in any sexual situation when you're done and heading for the door? Am I asking too many questions about choking the chicken? How badass is Jane's Addiction and Dave Navarro's guitar tone on "Mountain Song"? Mark's weekly survey: Is it sexier when a woman pulls her shirt off over her head, or when she slowly walks towards you unbuttoning her shirt? Mike's just happy when boobs make the scene and he's in the room. (The bar is pretty low for Mike) After talking about it for about a month, Mark plays Art d'Ecco "Head Rush", thank God is was worth the wait. What's a more terrifying headline for Buddhists, "Dali Lama gets shot", or "Is mindfullness really all it's cracked up to be?". Check the new format of the show, you don't need to drink a Red Bull to get through an episode anymore, that's right, we've trimmed the fat, tightened our shit up, and we're now a lean, mean, stupid machine. Experience this, and oh so much more, on this weeks episode of Hello Stupid with Mark & Mike.

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How much would you pay for a pair of used underpants? Why would you pay for a pair of used underpants? Would you buy a pair of Doofy’s used underpants? Do Millennials think that whining about not making enough money will make them more money? Could they really be that dumb? (we say yes they … Continue reading The Market for Used Underpants – HS26 →

What’s the best name for a porn production company based in Idaho? Is there really a difference between the midwestern male and female body other than genitalia? Is the AVN Squirrel Award (getting the most nuts in your mouth at once) the greatest award ever? Do blind people need a guaranteed safe, secure room to … Continue reading Rhymes with “Hater Hwots” – HS25 →

Are Mike & Mark the only ones that thinks that Chris Martin uses one of Paltrow’s exploding gack candles when he’s crying in the bathtub rubbing one out? What’s with Millennials killing plants? Does that have anything to do with them not being able to make friends? Better band name: The Salty Sacks or The … Continue reading Gwyneth Paltrow’s Exploding Gack Candle – HS24 →

Is pity sex better than revenge sex? Do rejected girls really try harder? Should Hello Stupid be selling “Beauty is only a light switch away” t shirts? What’s the bigger loss: Phil Spector or Adobe Flash, I mean they both sucked for the last decade? Is there a Taint Blasters club, and if so, how … Continue reading Beauty Is Only A Light Switch Away – HS23 →

Does Mike need a new sex hat? Why does Mark know about the “Special” markings on exit signs in malls? Is Alabama a foreign country? How cool is The Darkness? (Mike & Mark think very) Does Mark really think anyone understands all of his techno speak about harmonics and amps? (hint: yes he does, and … Continue reading Russian Roulette with a Tiny Baby – HS22 →

Do you pan fry or bake Penis Fish, and do you have to milk them before eating? Seeing as how Jesus died, was he technically a “Cross” dresser? Shittens, are you kidding me? Why do Mike & Mark keep doing those terrible Chinese accents? Did Mark & Mike really get emails this week? Can the … Continue reading Who Wants Penis Fish? – HS21 →

Mini-Millennials, Midgi-Millennials, Demi-Millennials, what DO you call Millennials that are vertically challenged? If this is a Christmas show, where the hell is Santa, and why don’t Mike & Mark say anything in the show about Christmas? How in the world is UC Radio still banned in China, and is it okay for Mark to make … Continue reading Demi-Millennials – HS20 →

Would it be wrong to train dingos to eat Millennials? Should PW Fenton supplement his Social Security by becoming a Zoom Santa, and should Mike & Mark by his “Special” Elves Strap On and Dingleberry? Is Wyatt Funderburk one of the coolest names ever? (to find out who that is, check out Mike & Mark’s … Continue reading The Dingo Episode – HS19 →