Hello Stupid

Guess what Millennials say isn’t just for breakfast anymore? Did Mark and Mike just come up with the new Florida state motto? How does Mike not understand how the Make a Wish foundation works, and what the f*ck is with all of these gender reveal parties? Get all of this and so much more in … Continue reading Millennials have a new favorite breakfast food – HS8 →

Why do millennials pronounce the word “Food” like it’s got umlauts? Why doesn’t Mike know how to load a musket, and why does Mark? Cousin Kyle almost shoots his nuts off with a potato cannon, and was Bill Haley the first real badass of Rock n Roll? There’s just so much more to talk about, … Continue reading Why is Mike choking on nuts? – HS7 →

Could a Kanye & Doofy ticket be any worse than our current national dumpster fire? Should we medicate ourselves for the benefit of others? Do Butter-Face girls have a better chance on Tinder if they wear a mask (even after the pandemic)? Has Mark mastered the art of the “Eat a bag of dicks” face … Continue reading Why Should I Medicate To Make You Happy! – HS6 →

Which classic movie would leave Millennials in the fetal position? Which sports team owner should be punched in the face? Why doesn’t Mike understand how news reports work? Oh, and we put the town of Dildo on the map. Thankfully, music by Munk saves the show. Email us: [email protected] Visit us: https://www.facebook.com/hellostupidshow

Any mask in a storm, even if it comes with a ball gag. We try to figure out how the hell you get a charging cable into your bladder, discover that people with low IQ’s are more apt to believe anything they’re told by complete morons, Mike verifies that a camera in your dick hurts, … Continue reading What do you call a panda wrapped in a Confederate flag? – HS4 →

Remember that musical Mark and I wrote a few years back… well here is the full, unedited audiobook version of our groundbreaking, earthshaking, restraining-order-making, Webby Award Nominated one of a kind musical that took the podcast world by storm, and possibly took down The Podshow Network. Oh, and it’s actually an allegory.

Nothing says safe sex like a mask with a glory hole, Mark continues to humiliate me, Doofy drops by, and is it really wrong to make love to a pony? Email us at [email protected] and let us know what you think, unless you live in the Southeast corner of the US, we already know what … Continue reading Nothing says love like a surgical mask with a glory hole – HS2 →

Mike and Mark are here to make it all okay again.