Help Machine Ranch Road

By The Help Machine

Welcome to the help machine, where late night comedy Meets Personal Development!

Callers call in to the help machine line for guidance and advice, each episode is themed to illustrate a main po... more

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How many episodes does Help Machine Ranch Road have?

The podcast currently has 22 episodes available.

Help Machine Ranch Road episodes:

September 27, 2026 #22 - How To Buy Things You Don't Need
This week we prove that material possessions actually do make us happy!
who would have thought??

Lecture clips:
Leo Gura, Actualized.org
Rob Dial, The Mindset Mentor

TV clip:
Hoarders (A&E)

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2h 39min
September 27, 2026 #21 - I'm The BEST!
This episode explains why we are all such assholes to each other.
Especially christian bale!

Lecture clips:
Leo Gura, Actualized.org

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3h 39min
September 27, 2026 #20 Insights Come From Alabama
This week we are changing our light bulbs, both in the studio and in our minds! We learn what the fuck an insight is and why the fuck there so fucking important.

Lecture clips:
Leo Gura, Actualized.org

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2h 30min
September 27, 2026 #19 - Education
This week we get a higher education and learn how to learn.

.....Im still pissed off that smiling friends is off the air...

Lecture clips:
Leo Gura, Actualized.org

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2h 43min
September 27, 2026 #17 - Combining Exercise with TV
This week Billy and his coke addicted 2nd cousin Richard teach us a thing or two about fitness and why it's imperative that we must combine exercise with TV!

Lecture clips:
Rob Dial, The Mindset Mentor

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2h 18min
September 27, 2026 #15 - Addicted To Balloons
This week we are huffing air duster because it's really cool and it helps us forget about our problems in life.

-SMOKE-

-Are ya smokin yet?!?!-

Lecture clips:
Leo Gura, Actualized.org

TV clips:
from Intervention (A&E)

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3h 3min
September 27, 2026 #14 - The Mysterious Caller...
This week we continue to unravel the mystery of the mysterious caller while we do our daily toothpaste errands and listen to the horse radio.

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1h 42min
September 27, 2026 #13 - The Scavenger Hunt
Just a normal episode where nothing weird happens.

Yup....

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1h 38min
September 27, 2026 #12 - What Happened To Your Money in 2009?
This week we help people learn fiscal responsibility and we even get a visit from Peter Parker. he really needs his money now.

*NOT SPONSORED BY JG WENTWORTH*

Lecture clips:
Leo Gura, Actualized.org

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2h 49min
September 27, 2026 10# - yad skeap niwt yppah
For the first half of this show I was possessed by bob. luckily I eventually broke through, anyway lets all eat some diet lasagna!

R.I.P - David Lynch

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2h 20min

FAQs about Help Machine Ranch Road:

How many episodes does Help Machine Ranch Road have?

The podcast currently has 22 episodes available.