Here for the Wrong Reasons

Bachelor in Paradise Season 6 Finale: Caelynn loves van life. Jordan is a little bitch. JPJ doth once again quotheth Shakespeare. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at [email protected].

It's all over but the two hours of reunion special.

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Bachelor in Paradise S6 Episodes 11-12: Dean and Caelynn ride off into the sunset. The sun sets on JPJ and Tayshia. Matt Donald's mom is probably disappointed in her son. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at [email protected].

The party is coming to an end in Paradise (except for that poor kid's birthday party that Dylan and Hannah crash). 

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BIP Season 6 Episodes 9-10: JPJ catches a fish with his bare hands, and somehow manages to catch Tayshia. Mike Johnson and Sydney break up, but we get no information about that. Instead, we have to watch Clay, Derek, and Blake sulk. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at [email protected].

Clay cracks under the pressure of having Angela around, while Matt Donald's voice cracks. 

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BIP Season 6 Episodes 7-8: JPJ hits a low point. Dean hits the road. Send feedback and glowing praise to [email protected].

The feathers fly when the whole gaggle gets together for the Goose's wedding! 

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BIP Season 6 5-6: Kristina is bad at torture. Demi must choose between Derek and Kristian. Dean still has a mustache. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to [email protected].

Jordan and Christian throw down, JPJ and Chris throw up, and Nicole's singing makes us want to throw up. 

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BIP 6 3-4: Dylan and Cam mope. Jordan likes putting words together in ways that make sense but don't make sense. Tayshia does not appreciate getting sucked into the Blake and Hannah drama. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at [email protected].

Dean and his mustache leave their van down by the river to join Paradise. 

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BIP S6E1-2: Kevin has gotten ripped. Kristina rips Blake a new one. Cam wears a leopard print shirt, which everyone wants to rip off. The internet fails Anna and Ryan, who could not find a clip of Denise Richards pretending to drown on Saved by the Bell.

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Ryan and Anna got a real, awesome sponsor! “Bachelor Happy Hour with Rachel & Ali” takes fans behind the scenes with all things Bachelor Nation-related in the first ever official Bachelor podcast. 

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Hannah Season Finale + After the Final Rose: Jed brings his fucking guitar to the proposal. Tyler does no wrong, but still ends up without Hannah. Or does he....? Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback, glowing praise, or questions to Anna and Ryan at [email protected].

Hannah choose Jed, then dumps his ass thanks to the tireless, intrepid journalists at People magazine. 

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Hannah The Men Tell All: This episode is full of Luke P.'s shit and two great moments: Hannah moving the rose stand and JPJ throwing chicken nuggets. Follow us @forwrongreasons. Send feedback and glowing praise to [email protected].

The Luke P. show is over, so settle in for two hours of the Luke P. show. 

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