Bachelorette S14 E8: Becca thinks Garrett's tractor is sexy. Jason's mom is not sincere. Who sings for Becca. Tia is a total Weiner. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to [email protected].

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Bachelorette S14 E7: Colton really knows how to work that conch, or does he? Garrett and Becca have more fun than any couple on the planet. Blake drops the L word. Leo has BDE, but not a rose. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to [email protected].

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Bachelorette S14 E6: Virginia is for lovers. Jason is still Andrew Keegan. Chris misuses "literally" in the worst possible way. Leo is Anna's sun and stars. Did we mention that Virginia is for lovers? Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to [email protected].

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Bachelorette S14, E5: It's Vegas, Baby! Someone rubs a pillow on their face. Colton and Becca visit the Virgin River. It's Wayne Fucking Newton, or is it Wayne Frickin Newton? David can't enjoy silence. Wills is our hero. Did we mention they're in Vegas? Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to [email protected].

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S14 E4: David's face looks like a Picasso. Garrett yada yada yadas marriage and divorce. Johnny Tsunami gets really nervous around girls, but then gets the golden ax. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to [email protected].

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Bachelorette S14 E3: David makes a bitch move. Jordan is in his element. Richard Marx is relevant again. Trump and Kim Jong Un shake hands.

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Bachelorette S14 E2: Lincoln and Connor fight over a picture. Becca and Blake smash shit up. Garrett is still a monster on Instagram.

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Bachelorette S14 E1: Jordan is the pensive male. Garrett is a terrible human being. Becca is boring. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to [email protected].

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Arie's Season Finale! Becca and Arie are ready to do the damn thing, but then they do not. Chris Harrison pretends to cry. What is the difference between Holland and the Netherlands? We have no idea. Follow us @forwrongreasons and hereforthewrongreasons.com. Send feedback and glowing praise to [email protected].

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