Here's An Idea!

The boys blast off into the new year with this space race of an episode. It’s got Batman’s Butler, TSA talk, f*ckable beach bugs, flavored condoms, Jeffrey Dahmer’s Hot Pockets™, Husband Pranks!, Space Whales… Jesus™, this episode might just have it all.

This week, the Boys explore the oldest of old school hip hop, Sam Neil’s interstellar space-hell sex romp and subsequent missing eyes. Rob proposes parenting children via “The Wheel Of Fate,” and everyone weighs in on marriage prostitution (it’s legal in Nevada). Gouge your eyes out with a Wiimote and pray Santa replaces them with coal. It’s an Xmas podcast miracle!

It’s wee little Davey’s birthday, so he gets an hour that all about him, all about his fears, all about what he wants for his birthday, all about his mum, and all about his giant daddy that gives him egg. I hope you’ve been practicing your bass gallops, because Iron Maiden needs an emergency bass player, STAT!

Are you ready to have your faces melted by electric sex guitar wizard magic?! NO?! Well, what about a couple of goobers dicking around on two banged up acoustic guitars while answering your emails? Cuz we got that second thing in spades! Dave and Joel strap on their axes and let the meedley squeedly tasty rock jams fly in this first ever all (or mostly) musical episode of Here's An Idea!

The boys find out who made it on the Worst Mom’s List 2018, Rob discovers a terrifyingly sexxy fact about elephant breasts, Joel pontificates on having gay thoughts in the jungle and Dave proposes new terminology for people who… do something with cows… it’s hard to understand. Get ready to make that Nestle Quick money (baby). It’s wine time!

The boys really outdo themselves on this one. This episode has it all: Dirty Pony Express Letters, Dick Wanted Pics, Naughty Nose Powder, Racist Cartoon Opinions, Mastodon Facts, a brief mention of a Renaissance Faire, Wedge Salads… I mean, what else could you possibly want. Travel down the River Styx in a scary man’s mouth, it’s time to find out who’s a good boy and who’s a Hell boy!

Well, it’s “No [insert whatever] November” again and you know what that means? A month of depriving yourself of whatever semblance of pleasure this barren hellscape reality still offers! The boys spending all month abstaining from doing their jobs, and instead talk about hats, shirts, the teachings of Old Father Mountain and Wyoming schools. Grab your hat and/or shirt, it’s time to answer important questions about the ideal temperature of farts!

The Podophiles are emailing the boys faster than the boys can ignore them! Mrs. Explosm demands they reach Inbox Zero before the hour is done. If this episode isn’t funny, it’s YOU’RE fault. If it’s great, it’s because we spun gold out of your terrible ideas.

The Boys are back together [SPOILERS] and Kris is doing smells! They talk about adding F-words to Star Wars, the lying and scheming of Big Essential Oil, yard showering, bee sex and the health benefits of used milk. Pay the price of admission to see The Great Pyramid Scheme of Giza, it’s time to make that enchanted crystal money (baby)!

What’s the craziest thing your middle school principal ever dared you to do? Did he dare you to put a bee up your butt? US TOO! Samesies! The Explosm boys cover this buzzing topic and others such as: Snake church, the dangers of literacy, Mormon secrets and whether man evolved from the feet up or the head down. Do a spell on your own shoes and fill a tub with pee. It’s magic time!