Hey Chums

Strap on your flippers and dive into this boozy episode about S14E06 of Shark Tank, where we swim through oceans of high-end wine coolers and bulk margaritas. We also meet the entrepreneur who thinks he's already a Shark, and consider whether a homespun craft can get us excited about the science of banana ripening. Answer: Not really!

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with decidedly business un-savvy friends and co-hosts Sylvie and Alyssa (plus guest appearances and noted "tank guy," Ralph). Each week, we break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof), so swim on over for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

This week, in Season 14 Episode 5 of Shark Tank, Emma Grede is in the tank for an episode cozier (and even more flammable) than a faux-mink cape. We'll examine the troubling relationship between a momtrepreneur and her young daughtertrepreneuer, and talk to a Real British Person about why Americans prefer things that are disgusting.

Join us for Season 14, Episode 4 of the Tank, where we ask ourselves, "Is this the most snoozeworthy lineup of products ever to grace the silver screen?" We also discuss the moral implications of college service jobs, the viscosity of a nonalcoholic cocktail, and WTF a home air filter is. Also: Is Robert just finding out how much college tuition costs?

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

Let's get into episode 3 of season 14. Take a dive into the Tank with us as we welcome guest shark Kendra Scott (of #BamaRushTok fame), celebrate Kimchi, argue about sandcastles, and give the Sharks a little astrological analysis. Also: one thing we can all agree on? Shoving your arm into the cavity of a cold pumpkin is one of life's greater joys. 

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

Breaking down episode 2 of season 14! We're back to our beloved, non-live format. Take a dive in the Tank with us as we explore crocheting for kids, a banana-shaped accessory that's sort of a phone but functionally not really anything, a clever chicken-roasting invention, and a very sweet, hip dopp kit. Also: did you know the New York Blood Bank has a rewards program? 

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

Welcome to Season Two of Hey Chums, with Alyssa, Sylvie, and Ralph! We're BACK IN THE TANK for S14E01 and enjoying recording almost as much as we hated watching the season premiere. Listen us wrap our heads around compostable underwear, baby boogers (ugh), and a cute little pizza leftovers savior. Also, "tank guy" Ralph Arend dissects and ranks the Sharks' TikTok presences. PLUS: a special appearance from Wendy & Scott, Alyssa's parents! 

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

It's the off-season! We're kicking off our S14 series with a few special episodes. Today, we're interviewing Rebecca Allen about her already-iconic shoe line, business words, and what it's like to get recruited by THE SHARK TAYNK.

Presented by Circle Square Studios: If you can dream it, they can do it. And if you can't dream it, that's okay: they'll dream it for you!

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

It's the SEASON FINALE of Hey Chums, with special guest Adam Rose, AKA "Blue Cardigan Guy!" (check him out at @RealAdamRose on all things social). Join us as we (sort of) learn about sea moss, boxing gloves, and more. And strap in for a TOP FIVE tank test from Tank Guy Ralph. Plus: a very special message from our friends and presenting sponsors, Circle Square Studios!

Presented by Circle Square Studios: If you can dream it, they can do it. And if you can't dream it, that's okay: they'll dream it for you! (also also: a special shout out to our ad reader Doug Hubbard).

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

It's the 15th episode of Hey Chums, just in time for your holiday weekend listening! Packing for a trip? Already having a panic attack on your way to the airport? Take a moment for yourself, and enjoy Alyssa & Sylvie's take on S13E23 of Shark Tank! With tales of makeup for men (?), a must-have dog accessory, and much more. Plus: a very special message from our friends and presenting sponsors, Circle Square Studios! 

Presented by Circle Square Studios: If you can dream it, they can do it. And if you can't dream it, that's okay: they'll dream it for you! (also also: a special shout out to our ad reader Doug Hubbard).

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

Get off your Squatty Potty and head over to the nearest speaker for the latest episode of Hey Chums, featuring Shark Tank episode S13E22! We thought this was the finale, but ABC/Hulu had other plans. Enjoy this bonus regular-season ep, featuring an eco-friendly chip, a DINO DON update, entrepreneurs who describe themselves as "partners in life and business," and more. Plus: Tank Guy Ralph shaves his face, and puts the Beard King to the test. 

Also, a HUGE thank you to our presenting sponsors, Circle Square Studios! If you can dream it, they can do it. And if you can't dream it, that's okay: they'll dream it for you! (also also: a special shout out to our ad reader Doug Hubbard). 

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.