Hey Chums

It's a real sundry dump of products this week, as we learn about multiple forms of eyewear and their great possibilities. We also contemplate the many ways that a person can die on a ski mountain, unless you're Barbara, in which case, all you're doing is tracking a route to your missing friends.

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

It's Sharkaween on Sharkmas, as we finally get a glimpse of Jason Blum as a guest Shark. We'll hear his hot takes on haunting at scale, try some delicious Chamoy, and consider the viability of a pumpkin-carving empire (spoiler: there isn't any).

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

There's a lot to cover in season 15, episode 4 of the Tank– Barbara's undying love for a franchise, Mark and Robert touting their side hustle minutes before maligning a dogtrepreneur's choice to position her company as a side hustle, and our undying love for a pile of french fries.

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

Dive back into the tank with us for Season 15, Episode 3 of Shark Tank as we fight an army of bots, ponder the complexity and risk/reward ratio of beef Wellington, and are possibly maybe a little too mean to a pair of children. Also, yeah, we missed episode 2. Sue us! (Don't do that. Please don't do that.)

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

Dingle dangle, y'all! We're BACK with a new season of sharks, broken dreams, and Lori's nonsensical scribbles.

In this week's episode, we're breaking down Season 15, episode 1 of Shark Tank — an episode full of chocolate that's supposed to make us feel good but really makes us feel bad, very expensive (and sensitive) soap, and a cameo from a guest shark known to us simple as "Sprinkles."

Fire up your listening devices, grab a piece of leftover Halloween candy, and take a ride to deal city with us!

Join us for the very last episode of Season 14 of Shark Tank (yes, we know it aired in May. Blame Hulu). This week, we're talking crop tops, our inevitable deaths, and a world in which college merch is actually cool. Lori cried, we cried (figuratively), and we'll all see you next season.

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

WE'RE BACK!!! Join us to hear about the cavalcade of calamities that has befallen Sylvie and Alyssa so far this summer, and to dive into Season 14, Episode 21 of Shark Tank. This week, it's all about hair care, how much mealtime happiness $6 can buy, and why anyone would be interested in berries that make you hallucinate but not in the good way.

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

Welcome, friends, to a very special edition of Hey Chums. Sometimes, in life, an event SO historical — so monumental — happens, and, well.... that's exactly what happened here. So we're taking a quick swim in the ocean of Vanderpump Rules, and breaking down #Scandoval for everyone from day 1 viewers to people who don't know what a Jax is. Kick back, relax, and remember: to us, you're all Good As Gold.

This week, we splash down onto Shark Tank Season 14, Episode 20, a no-deal-filled frenzy of honey bars and lunchbox toys. Sylvie and Alyssa discuss the pitfalls of a boring wardrobe, the limited use case for energy bars, and the unfiltered musings of Daymond John, who is our Shark Of The Week for the month of May, possibly beyond. We're on hiatus after this for a few weeks, see ya in the summertime!

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

Welcome to this week's episode of Hey Chums, where we're diving straight into Season 14, Episode 19 of Shark Tank! Watch as we experience the full cycle of the human life span in this week's products, from powdered breast milk to powdered dead bodies formed into rocks. We also get spicy (literally), snatch our suitcases, and enjoy more of guest shark Gwyneth Paltrow's Gwynisms. As always, shout out to the HC Nation — thanks for all of the shark-filled support!

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.