Hey Chums

Welcome, welcome, to episode 13 of Hey Chums, featuring Shark Tank episode S13E21! Gather 'round your airpods as we hear about a delectable Korean BBQ fast casual joint, play a guessing game re: what "Hampton Adams" means, and hear Robert scream like a child/dying animal. Also: Tank Test Guy Ralph reviews a very useful — but ultimately, existentially horrifying — shower drain product. 

Also, a HUGE thank you to our presenting sponsors, Circle Square Studios! If you can dream it, they can do it. And if you can't dream it, that's okay: they'll dream it for you!

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

It's episode 12 of Hey Chums, featuring Shark Tank episode S13E20! Tune in to hear Daymond declare war against shelter cats, learn about the Jesus-ification of potty training, and discover who got absolutely ROASTED for trying to back out of a pitch. Plus: Ralph pops in for a Tank Test of epic proportions as he reviews the "ReadeREST." 

Also, a HUGE thank you to our presenting sponsors, Circle Square Studios! If you can dream it, they can do it. And if you can't dream it, that's okay: they'll dream it for you! 

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

It's episode 11 of Hey Chums, featuring Shark Tank episode S13E19! Start listening to find out why Sylvie had to watch the episode twice (hint: it involves edibles), how a hustler from the 1800s time traveled to 2022 to sell us a "modern art" miracle, and to meet Alyssa's new baby! Also: Ralph is currently buried under a pile of Legos, but he'll be back next week for a very exciting Tank Test. 

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

Welcome to episode 10 of Hey Chums, featuring Shark Tank episode S13E18! Our collective crush Emma Grede is back in the tank this week — also, we learn about a seaweed-based bacon, an inspiring innovative clothing collection, an elaborate couch fort invention, and the most expensive socks of all time. Plus: a tough Tank Test from friend Ralph Hashemi Arend! 

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

Shark Tank episode S13E17: Featuring an "ancient treat," $$$ noise canceling headphones for dogs, hair care for kids, and more! Plus, Ralph's adorable son Obi makes a Tank Test appearance. 

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

Shark Tank episode S13E16: Featuring the most expensive beach chairs we've ever seen, a meal "prep deck," an office in a box, and engagement rings with a very charitable (but slightly random?) angle. Also, TANK TEST RETURNS! 

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

Shark Tank episode S13E15: featuring a (natural) deodorizing spray that's "not another natural deodorant," better bigger bras, comically oversized hats that Sylvie is already designing for Alyssa, much to her chagrin, and a super cute kid's clothing line. Also, some pit-sniffing from Babs... and a questionable comment from Mr. Wonderful. 

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

Shark Tank episode S13E14: WE'RE BACK! And together at last. Alyssa stops by Sylvie's lactose-intolerant tank (her apartment in LA) to record an episode in person. We cover a most intriguing makeup brand, Range Beauty, Diaper Dust, crushed corn superfood, and more. 

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

Shark Tank episode S13E02: featuring meatballs in bags, a Dragon's Den guest appearance, a sad sibling relationship, and a useless button. Plus: Ralph takes on the Ring, with a guest appearance from his (lovely) mother Sabiha. 

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

Shark Tank episode S13E03: featuring a very interesting magic trick, expensive "granola butter," and Ralph's long-awaited pizza cupcake reviews. Also, if anyone can figure out how Flasky Flowers works, please email us?? Also also, Panera, please sponsor us. 

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.