Shark Tank episode S13E14: WE'RE BACK! And together at last. Alyssa stops by Sylvie's lactose-intolerant tank (her apartment in LA) to record an episode in person. We cover a most intriguing makeup brand, Range Beauty, Diaper Dust, crushed corn superfood, and more. 

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

Shark Tank episode S13E02: featuring meatballs in bags, a Dragon's Den guest appearance, a sad sibling relationship, and a useless button. Plus: Ralph takes on the Ring, with a guest appearance from his (lovely) mother Sabiha. 

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

Shark Tank episode S13E03: featuring a very interesting magic trick, expensive "granola butter," and Ralph's long-awaited pizza cupcake reviews. Also, if anyone can figure out how Flasky Flowers works, please email us?? Also also, Panera, please sponsor us. 

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

Shark Tank episode S13E12: featuring a cure for hiccups, eyebrow-related bullying, and the Sharks pretending to know what "drops" are. 

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

Shark Tank episode S13E13: featuring the bluest cupcakes to ever grace the Tank, a calming product we can't quite figure out, and an entrepreneur who flies the coop. 

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec. 

Shark Tank episode S13E10: Featuring Kevin Hart, a missed opportunity for a "reinventing the wheel" pun, and Alyssa's exciting upgrade to Hulu premium. 

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec. 

We're asking for a 30 minute investment for only a 49% waste of time — final offer.