Hey Chums

This week, we're firing up the tank with an episode featuring multiple pyrotechnics, including a Mark Cuban-wielded flamethrower complete with vague death threats thrown toward Kevin O'Leary. We'll also discuss the best dental product to never exist, and why a smoothie vending machine might actually be the last thing you need between meetings.

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

We're breaking down episode 17 of season 14 of Shark Tank! Dive into an extremely alpine-friendly edition with multiple products designed to hit the ski slopes, a delicious (but potentially excessive) ice cream accessory, and an audio product that has Alyssa having flashbacks of a very traumatic roadtrip. As always, shout out to the Hey Chums nation — you keep us from going off on a "tngnt."

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

We're back in the tank with an extra-long, extremely special episode, talking to Lindsay Daugherty, investment analyst at a leading consumer venture firm. We'll learn a little bit about what money is before diving into this extremely business-y episode, tackling questions about diaper change needs, dog pounds, and whether we can all go back to eating dairy without public shame.

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

We're diving in headfirst to Season 14, episode 15 of Shark Tank! This week, some controversial products hit the treacherous waters of The Tank, from a very large toothbrush to a sports utility device so ugly that even Alyssa wouldn't wear it. We also get to see Barbara experience the betrayal of the beauty industry, and question Lori's wardrobe inspiration. Thanks to the Hey Chum Nation for sticking with us through this episode drought — we should be back to our regularly scheduled programming next week! 

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

Take a leisurely dip inside the Hey Chums tank this week as we break down the ONLY EPISODE of Shark Tank currently available on Hulu: Season 14, Episode 14! We fearlessly dive into the murky waters of chub rub, explore an alternate reality where we feel good about paying $14.50 to recycle your own clothing, and debate the use case for "Funk-Off." 

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

To watch Season 14, Episode 13 of Shark Tank is to endure Season 14, Episode 13 of Shark Tank. Listen as we break down this particularly visceral episode, consider the potential catastrophic dangers of open vats on set, and wax poetic about the sanctity of the humble kitchen tong.

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

Welcome back to Hey Chums! We're breaking down S14 E11, as we try to not get bitten by mosquitos thanks to Kinfield, get our workouts on with Metric Mate, and soothe our bellies with Wild Wonder. Also, a very warm welcome to Tony Xu, our guest Shark & CEO of Door Dash. Tony, if you're reading this... our relationships with our partners are really not that serious. Give us a ring sometime! 

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

WE'RE BACK IN THE TANK for the Season 14 Episode 10 episode with GOOP CEO and problematic fave Gwyneth Paltrow! Join us for a slew of products we have no use for, from the "chill cradle" for wine to organic diapers (also, if we ever hear the phrase "diaper blow-out" on this show again, just end our lives. Please). A reminder to follow @HeyChumsPodcast, and "tanks" so much for the support to the entire HC nation! 

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

We get a hearty mix of high highs and low lows this week, with a bird-viewing device that assaults your sense of personal space, a single-use version of something called a "sauna suit" that may or may not be made up, and a 17 year-old entrepreneur whom we hope is prepared to take us on as a mentor.

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.

Welcome to the final HC episode of the year, where we break down Season 14 Episode 7 of Shark Tank! Get cheesy with an insanely specialized product from Florida, take a deep breath as Cuban has a breakdown, and remember your loved ones with Legacy Shave. Also, content/jump scare warning: ALYSSA'S LARYNGITIS. Yes, her voice in this episode sounds like that of a curséd thousand-year old crow. Yes, she's feeling better now. Thank you to all our Chums for an amazing 2023 — we'll see ya shortly in the new year! 

Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week, so swim on back for more chum about Lori Greiner, Mark Cuban, Kevin O'Leary, Daymond John, Barbara Corcoran, and Robert Herjavec.