hey real quick

Updating dental paperwork for the kids should be a simple task, right? Not when you’re asked bizarre questions that make you question the entire process! We also had a hilarious run-in with a young entrepreneur selling digital coupon books via a QR code, which made us laugh and think about how much fundraising has evolved since our childhood days. This episode is packed with relatable tales that every parent and homeowner will appreciate.

Ever felt like your home is a never-ending project? We dive into the saga of our new roof—from the dreadful surprise of discovering leaks to the agonizing decision-making process of choosing the right shingles and facing the financial burden. Over the past two years, we’ve faced countless home repairs and replacements, from HVAC systems to hot water heaters. We also debate the pros and cons of DIY repairs versus calling in the pros, sharing plenty of laughs and frustrations from our many trips to Home Depot.

From the stress of picking the perfect paint color for our porch to the minor victories of power-washing the driveway, our home improvement adventures are both challenging and rewarding. We discuss everything from dealing with aphids on hackberry trees to the quirks of old storm doors that just won’t cooperate. This episode offers a humorous and honest look at the everyday challenges of maintaining a home, with plenty of tips, tricks, and anecdotes to keep you entertained and informed. Join us for a laugh and maybe even some inspiration for your own home projects!

Send us a text and let us know your thoughts on this episode or suggest future topics. Don't hesitate to share and thanks for listening!

Have you ever wondered if a plate of wings could leave you laughing more than full? Join us as we recount our hilarious Labor Day weekend in Auburn, where we found ourselves at Good Times bowling alley and arcade, faced with wings so tiny we questioned if they were from pigeons or mockingbirds. Despite the poultry debacle, our trip was packed with memorable family moments, game-day excitement, and lots of laughter.

Feeling the meal planning blues? You're not alone. We vent our shared frustrations with the monotony of everyday cooking, especially during the hectic school season. Between the constant need to restock the fridge and the time demands of preparing meals, it’s no wonder we sometimes dream of simple one-bowl dishes or indulging in our favorite Martin's barbecue. Listen as we candidly express the love-hate relationship with cooking and cleaning, and the seemingly endless cycle of meal prep.

From zucchini mix-ups with HelloFresh to the convenience of stovetop popcorn, our food habits and snacking preferences will have you nodding in agreement. We discuss the ease (and occasional absurdity) of meal kits and pre-prepared meals, including a cautionary tale of turkey jerky filled with buckshot. Plus, we share personal stories about managing different dietary needs within a household and the nostalgia of Hamburger Helper. For all the meal planners out there, let's navigate the world of family dining together, one humorous anecdote at a time.

Send us a text and let us know your thoughts on this episode or suggest future topics. Don't hesitate to share and thanks for listening!

Ever wondered why Labor Day, a holiday meant to honor the American labor movement, often feels like just another excuse for retail sales and backyard barbecues? Join us on "Hey, Real Quick with Amy and Marty" as we navigate the anticipation and activities that surround this long weekend. We dive into our own Labor Day traditions—or lack thereof—from grilling and yard work to simply lounging around, all while pondering the true meaning of the holiday. Get ready for a humorous debate on the merits of pumpkin spice versus nutmeg, as we yearn for the cooler fall weather that always seems just out of reach.

As summer slowly gives way to autumn, we explore the delightful absurdity of seasonal retail trends, particularly around Halloween. Listen to our hilarious encounter with an enormous animatronic werewolf at Costco and our reflections on the simple joys that make Halloween special. Unlike other holidays, there's no pressure for big meals or long travels—just pure, unadulterated fun. From cute kids' costumes to the no-stress atmosphere, we celebrate what makes Halloween a standout occasion in the seasonal calendar.

Finally, we tackle the quirks of yard work in fluctuating weather and the guilty pleasure of lazy weekends. Ever struggled with the frustrations of manual sprinklers or the never-ending grass-cutting season in the South? We feel your pain. Whether considering fake turf or secretly wishing for a rainy day to justify a Netflix binge, we share relatable experiences that will make you chuckle. Ending on a hopeful note for an Alabama football victory, we wrap up with thoughts on last-minute grilling plans and the joys of indulging in comfort activities. Tune in for a blend of humor, nostalgia, and seasonal reflections that capture the essence of the season.

Send us a text and let us know your thoughts on this episode or suggest future topics. Don't hesitate to share and thanks for listening!

What happens when college football takes a trip across the Atlantic? Tune in to hear our spirited discussion about Florida State and Georgia Tech's season opener in Dublin, Ireland. We unpack this exciting international trend, drawing parallels with the NFL's overseas matches and reminiscing about Notre Dame's past globe-trotting games. With Labor Day weekend around the corner, we dive into our plans to catch Auburn vs. Alabama A&M and share tips on surviving tailgating under the summer sun. Plus, we reflect on the seismic shift in Alabama football with Nick Saban's retirement and the dawn of a new era under coach Kalen DeBoer.

Relive the heart-pounding excitement of past Iron Bowls with us, as we recount the highs, the lows, and everything in between. From legendary moments at Legion Field to the unforgettable "kick six" of 2013, we celebrate the rich tradition and Southern culture that make these games so special. You'll hear personal stories of navigating intense rivalries within relationships and the unique quirks that define game day traditions. Whether it’s tailgating attire or the camaraderie of shared fandom, we paint a vivid picture of what makes college football experiences so memorable.

Finally, we take a nostalgic journey through the evolution of college football broadcasting. Remember the iconic voices of Vern Lundquist and Gary Danielson? We discuss their lasting impact, the transition of SEC broadcasts to ABC, and the fresh perspectives brought by commentators like Chris Fowler and Greg McElroy. Our conversation also touches on the changing landscape of the sport, including the expanded playoff system and the semi-professional nature of college football today. We wrap up with a candid look at sports media fatigue, the balance between passionate fandom and daily life, and how our viewing habits have evolved over the years. Join us for an episode filled with cherished memories, thoughtful analysis, and plenty of football passion!

Send us a text and let us know your thoughts on this episode or suggest future topics. Don't hesitate to share and thanks for listening!

Ever wondered if there's an unwritten rulebook for surviving the school car line chaos? We kick off this episode by sharing our own car line adventures, from the wild and free high school drop-offs to the military-precision middle school routines. We spill the beans on our early arrival strategies and the hilarious antics we've witnessed, all while providing some tongue-in-cheek critiques of the car line efficiency—or lack thereof. Join us as we laugh about the absurdity of school emails and the over-organization that marks the start of the school year.

What's the deal with those foreign language requirements in high school? We tackle the confusing world of educational mandates, PTOs, and school communication apps like Dojo. With a mix of humor and real talk, we discuss how overwhelming these choices can be for students and parents alike. Are high schoolers really ready to decide on a future career through their choice of a foreign language? We share our thoughts on the practicalities (or lack thereof) of these requirements and the broader challenges of managing school schedules as kids transition from middle to high school.

Ever feel like the education system is out of touch with real-world needs? You're not alone. We wrap up the episode by humorously critiquing the subjects that seem to miss the mark—like detailed geography—while essential life skills like personal finance are left in the dust. We reminisce about our own struggles with language learning and propose a more tailored approach to education, advocating for trade schools and specialized training. Plus, we share some nostalgic and funny memories about high school clubs, yearbooks, and that relentless Navy recruiter. Don't miss our light-hearted yet critical look at how education can be improved for future generations.

Send us a text and let us know your thoughts on this episode or suggest future topics. Don't hesitate to share and thanks for listening!

Have you ever wondered how a dog can touch your life so profoundly? Join us as we pay tribute to Nilla, sharing the bittersweet memories and heartfelt moments of saying goodbye. We then shift gears to the bright lights and high stakes of the Olympics, where we revel in the awe-inspiring performances of track and field athletes and gymnasts. With a touch of humor, we critique the over-the-top commentary styles and celebrate Snoop Dogg’s surprising yet delightful role in the Olympic coverage.

Next, we dive into the mesmerizing world of artistic swimming, likening it to synchronized cheerleading in water, and ponder the physical demands of various Olympic sports. Personal stories of our own sporting attempts highlight just how challenging these events truly are. We also shine a light on sharpshooting, discussing a veteran athlete’s journey, and marvel at the elaborate gear used by swimmers and archers. With light-hearted banter, we laugh about the paradox of swimmers bundled in parkas before taking the plunge.

Our adventures continue with a whimsical comparison of our water park escapades to the rigorous world of Olympic swimming. From thrilling water slides to the chaos of finding a poolside chair, we share the joys and struggles of a day at the water park. And the excitement doesn't stop there—our wild tales from a Costa Rican adventure park will have you on the edge of your seat. From horseback riding mishaps to breathtaking zip-lining experiences, we humorously highlight the differences in safety standards and the incredible beauty of Costa Rica. Rest in peace, Nilla—we’ll always cherish you.

Send us a text and let us know your thoughts on this episode or suggest future topics. Don't hesitate to share and thanks for listening!

Send us a text and let us know your thoughts on this episode or suggest future topics. Don't hesitate to share and thanks for listening!

Send us a text and let us know your thoughts on this episode or suggest future topics. Don't hesitate to share and thanks for listening!

Send us a text and let us know your thoughts on this episode or suggest future topics. Don't hesitate to share and thanks for listening!

Send us a text and let us know your thoughts on this episode or suggest future topics. Don't hesitate to share and thanks for listening!