hey real quick

hey real quick

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  • Fast Food and Restaurants
    Ever wondered why Chick-fil-A's drive-thru feels like a military operation? Buckle up and join us as we embark on a summer road trip adventure, stopping at the ultimate pit stop—Chick-fil-A. We break down the logistics of quick, efficient stops, sharing hilarious personal anecdotes and marveling at the intricacies of their sauces and packaging that keeps food hot for hours. From our favorite orders to some tongue-in-cheek critiques (more salt on the fries, please!), this section is filled with laughter and practical tips for your next road trip.

    Take a trip down memory lane as we reminisce about our iconic fast food experiences from childhood. Remember the simple joy of McDonald's Happy Meals, Sonic's unique drive-up service, and Burger King's collectible glasses and international chicken sandwiches? We paint vivid images of greasy Pizza Hut crusts, Pac-Man tables, and those unforgettable red cups, capturing the essence of our fast food nostalgia. Whether it's the allure of McDonald's playgrounds or Sonic’s happy hour slushes loaded with nerds candy, we’ve got stories that will transport you back to those carefree days.

    Lastly, we dive into our evolving tastes over the years and the curious phenomenon of businesses claiming to go out of business only to make a comeback. From our college days cravings for Schlotzky's barbecue pizza and Arby's curly fries to our collective aversion to Subway, we share amusing anecdotes and reflections on our changing palates. We even touch on the lack of diversity in our childhood diets and the strange love for Red Lobster’s cheese biscuits. Whether you're on a road trip or just craving a taste of the past, this episode will leave you entertained and hungry for more.

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    29 min
  • Pest Control Stories and Roomba Adventures
    What happens when you mix childhood antics with quirky pest control stories and a dash of household chaos? You get an episode brimming with laughter and nostalgia! Remember the neighborhood groundhog, Buccee, who was always up to something? We kick off with some unforgettable tales of childhood remedies that might make you question modern medicine. From using toothpaste for bee stings to flipping through Sears catalogs at our grandparents' house, these memories will transport you back to simpler, yet hilariously inventive times.

    Ever thought about the irony of using a mouse mascot for pest control? We dive into the fascinating world of exterminator marketing strategies and share a chuckle over the whimsical yet practical methods, like Disney's clever use of cats to manage their mouse problem. Along the way, we reminisce about the reckless freedom of our youth, which somehow always involved gasoline and fire ant beds. It’s a fun ride that highlights the ingenuity and humor behind pest control, both past and present.

    Finally, we tackle the modern-day dilemmas of household maintenance with our signature blend of humor and practical advice. From the headaches caused by vacuuming shag carpets to the unpredictable behavior of Roombas, no household quirk is left unexamined. And as we navigate through the overwhelming choices of modern appliances and their incessant beeping, we can't help but long for the days of retro commercials and simpler times. Join us for a trip down memory lane, filled with laughter, relatable stories, and a touch of whimsy that will leave you appreciating the quirks of everyday life.

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    38 min
  • Childhood Remedies and Gas Station Treats
    Ever had a splinter so stubborn you resorted to taping a piece of fatback to your finger? This episode is packed with those kinds of hilarious and bizarre childhood remedies that will leave you laughing out loud. We kick things off by catching up on the summer heat and personal updates. Amy shares some bittersweet news about her dog, Nilla, who's gearing up for another surgery. Meanwhile, Marty confesses his caffeine detox attempt didn't even last a full 72 hours. We dive deep into our tea habits, revealing Marty's true allegiance to coffee while Amy and her family savor a variety of teas.

    In the heart of our episode, we embark on a nostalgic trip through the unconventional and often eyebrow-raising home remedies we grew up with. From stings and cuts treated with kerosene and iodine to the peculiar practice of using fatback for splinters, the stories are as entertaining as they are cringeworthy. We also chuckle over the limited medical supplies of the past, like the elusive Band-Aids and the now-banned Mercurochrome. These lighthearted anecdotes will take you back to a time when every household had its own quirky cures.

    We close out with a fun discussion on our nightly routines and our shared obsession with ChapStick. From Vicks inhalers to favorite lip balm flavors, we cover the quirks that keep our nights smooth. The laughs continue with our take on gas station snacks, especially the bizarre allure of pickled pig's feet. We even touch on the peculiar charm of rural gas stations and their odd offerings, like quail eggs. Whether it's reminiscing about Mercurochrome or discussing the peculiarities of snack choices, this episode is a delightful blend of humor and nostalgia that you won't want to miss.

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    37 min
  • Glasses, Lasik and Did I Just See That?

    Ever wondered how a visit to Costco for new glasses can spark a journey through the whimsical world of eye care and vision correction? Join us as we recount Robyn's adventure in picking out new specs, leading to an amusing yet informative discussion on the joys and challenges of aging eyesight. We explore various eyewear options, from progressives to budget-friendly alternatives like Zenni, and share personal stories, including my son's unique experience with the Gentle Vision Shaping System (GVSS) and my own roller-coaster ride with LASIK surgery—complete with some unexpected and hilarious twists.

    But that's not all! Prepare to be entertained by a series of nostalgic and laugh-out-loud moments from our past. Imagine the chaos of a lake house mishap involving a lost pair of glasses, or the quirky challenge of driving a stick shift in an emergency. We even encountered a woman casually strolling down the street with a parrot on her shoulder—yes, you read that right! From eye-opening vision tests to the unexpected quirks of daily life, our stories weave together humor and heart, leaving you both chuckling and reflecting on life's unpredictable adventures. Tune in for a lighthearted blend of practical eye care tips and delightful anecdotes that promise to keep you engaged from start to finish.

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    25 min
  • Dog Drama

    What happens when your dog's gourmet taste buds clash with your vet's chicken and rice recommendations? Join us as we navigate the chaos and hilarity of pet ownership! We kick off with Amy’s escapade of dealing with her dog's projectile vomiting, likely caused by the cicada invasion or maybe that suspicious flower pot. Marty jumps in with tales of dogs’ costly skin issues, poking fun at the irony of hypoallergenic breeds needing top-tier medical attention. With a mix of humor and heartfelt anecdotes, we unpack the frustrations of following vet recommendations that often lead to our pets developing a penchant for gourmet meals.

    Ever thought your dog would need an ophthalmologist or allergist? We sure didn’t, but somehow, here we are! In this laugh-out-loud segment, we dive into the sometimes surreal aspects of modern pet care. From dogs munching on cicadas like they're peanut butter treats to the daunting costs of specialized veterinary services, we share our disbelief and skepticism. Reflecting on the simpler days of pet care, we discuss the emotional and financial thresholds pet owners face today. Our lighthearted banter highlights the absurdity of these high-end treatments and the sometimes excessive vet recommendations that could easily outstrip our own healthcare expenses.

    Confused by the overwhelming variety of dog food options? So are we! Join our amusing conversation about exaggerated pet affection at vet visits and the perplexing marketing terms that influence our pet food choices. From debating the healthiness of grain-free diets to the silliness of premium ingredients like kangaroo and duck, we tackle the complexities of being a conscientious pet owner. We wrap up with a story about accidentally buying grain-free food that wasn't all that healthy, leading to a chuckle-worthy reflection on the trials of managing pet health trends. Tune in for a fun, relatable, and informative discussion that every pet owner will appreciate!

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    26 min
  • Low Country Boil, Caffeine Free, Demos and Stanley Cups
    Have you ever found yourself in the middle of a shopping spree, not for clothes or gadgets, but 30 pounds of turkey smoked sausage? That's exactly where we kick things off this week, as we dive headfirst into the hilariously chaotic world of preparing for a low country boil. Amidst a grocery store odyssey spanning from Walmart to Publix, Robin's company event becomes the unlikely setting for a comedy of errors that Amy and I can't help but share with side-splitting candor. But it's not all laughs and crawfish—join us as we confess our true feelings about these bug-like delicacies and why we'd much rather stick to less adventurous, utensil-free eats.

    From there, we swing open the door to our caffeine-free lives, revealing the unexpected joys of dodging the dreaded afternoon crash and the pseudo-spiritual journey of juicing and blending—despite how our aspirations for a healthier lifestyle are often humorously unfulfilled. Ever considered turning a simple water cup into a fashion statement? We explore the side-splitting potential of everyday items becoming the next big thing with just a touch of celebrity magic. So, brew a cup of your best decaf, cozy up, and let's laugh together at the quirks of our attempts at minimalism and the cultural quirks that have us wondering, "Why didn't I think of that?

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    30 min
  • Throwback to Spring Break (Gatlinburg, Bears and Buc ee’s)
    Ever found yourself face-to-face with a bear in the most unexpected of places? Marty and Amy sure have, and they're dishing out all the wild details in our latest episode. We're talking post-spring break shenanigans, complete with a tale of the dreaded 'Pink Eye Castle' escapade at good ol' Chuck E. Cheese. And if simple dining strategies are what you crave, we've got the inside scoop on foolproof meal ordering that'll leave your taste buds and your sanity intact. 

    Swing into the second half of our chat where we take you on a putt-putt journey that's anything but par for the course. Delight in family entertainment and the whimsy of themed golf - with a side of children's selective memory, of course. Bearing the torch of humor, we wax poetic on the serenity of putt-putt management before veering off to the grandiose Buc-ee's, where the rest stops are anything but restful. Buckle up for a road trip anecdote that'll make even the most arduous of drives seem like a jaunt down Easy Street.

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    24 min
  • Steve Martin, Too Much Streaming and Jim Cantore
    Have you ever found yourself chuckling at the mere thought of Steve Martin's wild and crazy guy persona? Well, get ready to explore the comedic landscape with the man who brought arenas to their knees with laughter. Our latest episode peeks behind the curtain of Martin's life through the fresh lens of an Apple TV documentary and parallels it with his own words from "Born Standing Up." We'll dissect those nostalgic quirks like unread books serving as decor and the ancient rituals of coaxing life into an old Zenith TV. Oh, and let's not forget the classic banter over whether audiobooks can truly replace the feel of paperbacks in your hands.

    Switching channels, we candidly navigate the maze of streaming services and their takeover from traditional cable, all while reminiscing the days when private phone calls weren't a public broadcast through car speakers. We'll share our own eavesdropping confessions and muse over the ironies of streaming services' convenience versus their quietly climbing prices. From the comfort of your go-to Netflix to the glossy sheen of Apple TV, join us as we unravel the modern viewing experience and admit, with a laugh, why we're not quite ready to snip those cords just yet.

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    24 min
  • Cicadas, Scotland and Passports
    Ever found yourself in the throes of a cicada swarm, contemplating the protein potential of these crunchy critters? We did, and it sparked a hilariously honest conversation about these noisy neighbors in our latest episode. From the nitrogen-rich bounty they leave behind to the unexpected snacks they provide for pets and people alike, we share our personal cicada stories and the comical impact on our daily lives. Our chat doesn't stop there; we segue into reminiscing about the serene beauty of Scotland, contrasting it with our local insect symphony, and discuss our eagerness for travel against the backdrop of these contrasting environments.

    Navigating the skies can be a comedy of errors, and we're airing out all the grievances — think cramped seats, overhead bin hoarders, and the unspoken dilemmas of airplane etiquette. We laugh about our pet peeves, like those who treat planes as their personal phone booths, and the peculiar dance of trying not to wake a snoozing seatmate for a snack. Our episode wouldn't be complete without sharing some of our most memorable airport observations, from the overhead compartment contortions to the wry humor found in airline safety videos. Buckle up for a funny, candid take on air travel that might just make your next trip to the airport a bit more bearable.

    Wrapping things up, we swap tales that any traveler can nod along to — the agony of an interrupted in-flight movie climax, the surprise of hearing a familiar accent in a distant land, and the particular quirks of navigating airport security. Whether it's chuckling over the strategies of packing light or the curious habit of faxing passport copies for peace of mind, we're sharing it all. Plus, we'll let you in on the laughs and misadventures that come with the search for a decent meal in transit and the unique strategies to keep your travels smooth, including the perks of Global Entry. Join us for a rollicking recap of travel highs and lows that will have you seeing the fun in every step of your journey.

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    50 min

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Brother and sister, originally from Alabama who are now both Nashvillians, break down anything and everything.  Trying our best to find the humor wherever we can.  Hosted by Marty Booth…